Recent content by Stevieo

Shut up it was YOU that did the plastering.

Zzzz

Of course he can't. Daft cûnt can't even speak English very well

No you haven't

No you don't

Shut up

Shut up.

So go to the pub. And then go to bed

He was expecting it. When old Michael told me he has cancer I asked if I could try on his jacket and when Tommy went down with a heart attack I was straight round the hospital for the tenner he owed me and a look at his boots

Pal of mine is bedridden now. He's gone down with some sort of eating disorder. I mentioned to him the other day that he wouldn't have worn much of the tread off his boots if he doesn't go out any more

Shut up

Can't imagine how a plasterer would have done that to you - but there again, I can't imagine how you've done it either. Still, it's done now so go down to your locall specialistb paint shop and enquire about what products they have available. There's usually something

just buy some mdf you tight git

Yes it will, bog lid scraper. Have you forgotten the dung heap?

@JessThePlasterer @ChrispyUK