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roryston

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Evening spreads.

sorry I been not as active as normal recently, hope your all well.


thought this will make you chuckle.

bloke I know via a car club I used to be a member of been on my case lately about rendering and skimming his kitchen.

it's a old stone house absolutely hanging inside, damp and dreary.

I estimated at least a ton and a half of sand to render the walls. it's a lot of gear.

Anyway he's been badgering me non stop to price it, I haven't got the time for the job this side of Christmas but I took a few hours out of a Sunday and looked at it.

after that it was getting messages non stop until I gave him the price, gave him the price and heard nothing for a week.

I messaged him asking what he thinks and this is the reply.


please bear in mind this bloke or his misses haven't ever held a trowel in there life
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Probably a job for that new self levelling plaster. Knock it up with a few buckets of powdered water...job done!
 
Your mate has made ricket there old fella,........he has failed to marry a woman who’s brother is a spread.......thus he cannot spin you the old “not to worry pal, my brother-in-law is a spread, and will do it cheaper”.......sad really.
 
Saving pennies for the quooker tap, granite worktops and amtico flooring.


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If they wanted to save money, surely they be better to pay u to float it, and have a. Crack at skimming. It's going to be a. f**k up either way but it's easier to fix botched skim as botched float.
 
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