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    Calling all experts! - Insurers may be telling porkies about plastering drying time?

    @John j giz a shout when you’re done. :estudioso:
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    K-rend silicone rendered to ground

    You’d actually be funny if you could spell.
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    Hello

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    Greasy garbage yet again

    Oh Accrington, is wonderful. Oh Accrington is wonderful. It’s full of tits, fanny and Stanley. Oh Accrington is wonderful
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    Self employment: WHY !

    Because I’m unemployable
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    I was being polite too, could of called him a lot worse.
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    Plasterboarding Bay Window - Advice Needed

    Take the back off like the second picture
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    You could make it come to life, you’re good at that. Can’t make out if it’s Pluto or goofy to the right
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    Dot and Dab not drying out?

    Looks like Mickey Mouse and friends came round.
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    Hp12

    Horizontal cracks usually means wall ties have failed.
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    How to deal with this ceiling crack?

    Just lining paper the ceiling.
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    Apprentice getting to work

    @John j still has that jumper to this day. I’ve seen it.
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    Optimix predator

    Bigger nozzle, smaller grain perhaps.
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    mono damp patches

    Looks like water in sag cracks.
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    Usyk vs Joshua

    Could imagine Andy in a netball skirt, he’d look like a street cone.
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    Usyk vs Joshua

    Same, was looking forward to watching fury get flogged.
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    Unusual lump appeared in wall.

    see it happen a lot with those type of blocks, material that’s used in them causes it to expand and pop off. Whether it’s iron ore or what I don’t know, just patch it back in it will be fine. Scrape the centre dark patch out first.
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    Looking for an apprentice? upskilling current staff? Need an extra pair of hands?

    Too much red tape for a one man band, things need to change in the apprenticeship scheme or the building trade will be on its arse.
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    Happy new year

    Poor c**t, that’s you knocking on asking to borrow a cup of multi.
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    Happy new year

    He’s stopped pestering me since I said he was tighter than a submarine door.
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    Happy new year

    Looks like it’s going to be a bad job already.
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    Ragni

    @John j is that you?
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    Expert advice needed (please!)

    He’s to busy running around turning lights and tv’s off after his lodger.
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    Expert advice needed (please!)

    That’s probably because @John j doesn’t let them get a word in edgeways.
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    Cheshire

    Out my jurisdiction. Closer to @Rossi46 than me.
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    Problem.on here is

    Wouldn’t of answered my phone to that, the sequel.
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    Advice Needed Please

    I can see your half a bag of dot
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    Plasterboard adhesive as filler

    Couldn’t of been a more @John j question if it tried. @essexandy he must of text you this question at least 3 times as well.
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    Magnesium hawk

    Best ones.
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    Domestics rule

    Wouldn’t of answered my phone to that.
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    Diathonite, North West Leeds - suggestions for plasterers?

    They always want more, if you did 6 they’d want 12. Just chill wack a few bets on and go easy on Dave.
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    Render options on SIP house

    John wouldn’t let him use the electric so he had to shovel it in and spin the mixer manually.
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    Render options on SIP house

    Was you fortunate enough to meet his love child Ry? Like an unwashed Lewis capaldi. Says it’s not his son be he definitely is.
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    What's your go-to music for plastering?

    When he drives past a felled tree.
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    Render options on SIP house

    Monocouche clothing? :love:
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    Maxus vans

    They are a decent looking van, made in China. Ldv was always a good van just abit spacker looking. Just depends what the Chinese have done to it. Best thing to do is search them on auto trader/ eBay. See what sort of mileage they’ve done, if there is a lot of spares and repairs about. If there...
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    Weber renderaid and Krend

    Just incase any other dummies come on thinking monocouche is an ingredient. :hueco::rolleyes:
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    What's your go-to music for plastering?

    @algeeman saw a blur in Hyde park once, so he carried on drinking. :birra:
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    Site work northwest

    20 stone in football bet slips.
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    Professional opinions required on render finish

    He used it as a straight edge first.
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    K rend finish

    Gaza looks ok compared to your job.
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    monocouche

    Videos of him skimming over woodchip, round a fitted kitchen, with a sofa and mattress in the middle. Family of 10 watching him.
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