Boring

[ChrispyUK]

No rumour

What car do you drive Pagey? I drive a Sinclair C5 and skim with a midget trowel!

 

[superspread]

Is he fat too?

5ft tall , 18 stone , Na

 

[Pagey]

I suppose you're only


What car do you drive Pagey? I drive a Sinclair C5 and skim with a midget trowel!

I have a people carrier it looks like Pope can get in back

 

[Vincey]

Vince, you really are the Barry Scott of Plastering

Thanks mate I don’t know who he is but will google it now

 

[superspread]

See , what a good light hearted thread this has turned out to be

 

[Stevieo]

Thanks mate I don’t know who he is but will google it now

BANG, and Vincey's gone!

 

[superspread]

I can feel the love

 

[Stevieo]

See , what a good light hearted thread this has turned out to be

Is it too late to turn it into a thread about s*x robots?

They're coming on well, you know.

 

[Pagey]

s*x robots? I call my Mrs the log she makes no noise but I’m convinced it’s cos she don’t wanna wake the kids

 

[Pagey]

I can feel the love

Still think your a c**t

 

[Stevieo]

s*x robots? I call my Mrs the log she makes no noise but I’m convinced it’s cos she don’t wanna wake the kids

I had a mrs once who used to charge me for hand jobs.

Fiver a go.

Fortune she made.....

 

[johniosaif]

I had a mrs once who used to charge me for hand jobs.

Fiver a go.

Fortune she made.....

Who's mrs ?

 

[superspread]

I had a mrs once who used to charge me for hand jobs.

Fiver a go.

Fortune she made.....

Yea it cost me a small fortune as well

 

[ChrispyUK]

Is it too late to turn it into a thread about s*x robots?

They're coming on well, you know.

They look expensive, but probably a lot cheaper in the long run...

 

[Rossi46]

Is it too late to turn it into a thread about s*x robots?

They're coming on well, you know.

They all look constipated

 

[Stevieo]

They look expensive, but probably a lot cheaper in the long run...

That's what I was thinking. If I'd saved my hand job money, then I could probably have afforded a s*x robot by now.

 

[superspread]

Oddly I was too rude for the scheme , so I left

Yea u are a bit brash fitz

 

[Rossi46]

Here are the male s*x robots

 

[Pagey]

The scheme hahahahah

 

[superspread]

Here are the male s*x robots

My old woman thinks I'm a robot in the sack

 

[Stevieo]

Here are the male s*x robots

Bonus point for Robot Smash @ 27 sec.

 

[Rossi46]

My old woman thinks I'm a robot in the sack

All stiff and programmed to last for 10 seconds

 

[ChrispyUK]

My old woman thinks I'm a robot in the sack

Is that a highly tuned machine that goes for hours?

 

[Pagey]

My old woman thinks I'm a robot in the sack

She never said that about me

 

[superspread]

All stiff and programmed to last for 10 seconds

How my old woman can tell I'm s**t after 2 minutes is beyond for me

 

[Pagey]

All stiff and programmed to last for 10 seconds

I ain’t doing it twice

 

[Stevieo]

Here are the male s*x robots

However, I'll see your robot s*x vid and raise you a Wanky s**t Demon.

 

[superspread]

My old woman thinks fu cking is a city in China

 

[Vincey]

Lol @Rossi46 googled him , well I only just got started there’s plenty of new stuff to come mate
Plasterworld is always evolving
The wheels keep on turning

 

[johniosaif]

Is that a highly tuned machine that goes for hours?

No, you have to keep putting money into it

 

[JessThePlasterer]

They all look constipated

 

[Simon85]

Or Indians

f**k I've a bit of skimming to do for an I****n in a couple of weeks too. He'd need to get the dough out

 

[Rossi46]

Lol @Rossi46 googled him , well I only just got started there’s plenty of new stuff to come mate
Plasterworld is always evolving
The wheels keep on turning

 

[Vincey]

Don’t know if you missed the evolution of scrim thread but it’s good stuff

 

[Rossi46]

Don’t know if you missed the evolution of scrim thread but it’s good stuff
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Holy s**t! 60 rolls!