Tip of the day

[warriorupnorth]

Try not to apply external renders etc when there is a threat of rain :-[ :-[ :'(

 

[CKJ]

Just rendered a garage scratched on yesterday and topped off today, just got it on and the heavens opened. Had a large roll of polythene and had to sheet it all up, absolute nightmare but cracking finish in the end and finished for 2.

 

[Chris W]

Try not to apply external renders etc when there is a threat of rain :-[ :-[ :'(

you must have got that 10 minute deluge an hour before or after we did! didnt even look like rain...
glad i was inside!!
unlucky for you tho.. :'(

 

[carlos]

Another top tip. Don't wipe your a**e with a broken bottle.

 

[spunkybum]

stick a nailfull of little finger up youre bum set the shower to full power against youre balls woooooooooooooohaaaaaa
who needs wimen

 

[murplastering]

dont eat yellow snow

 

[christ]

plastered a ceiling today...... the light was very poor so i used my fishing head lamp worked a treat.

 

[essexandy]

Don't try going to work if you know you have bad guts in the mourning, or you may have to turn the van around very quickly and head for home :-[

 

[Pug]

thats what empty bags are for

 

[warriorupnorth]

thats what empty bags are for

Yep , and your labourers snap box ;D