Recent content by Tinytom

Any history of sleep walking in the family? When I was a kid I once pissed in my wardrobe in my sleep Just a thought

That’s not finished though??

My pal just had his truck nicked off his drive 745am 3 lads just pulled up. Did whatever they do and drove it off within 3 mins

Good o Good on you, can’t be doing with them myself. Been on my own since Xmas apart from 1 job where I got another spread in to help

but did you get your money off him

There’s 2 routes to go down. Legal or illegal. Depends what sort of man you are

Mono cowboys

piss or ejaculate in the water before you mix. Lasts an extra 45-60 mins, depending how much urine/semen you add to the clean water. Old methods work the best

Looks like it could be a rosemary tile to form a drip, just smash it off along with the old render then have a look, think your over complicating it

Mainly semen

Looks like monocouche render, it’s a s**t product that absorbs water. That along with the lack of a drip, the timber cladding looks like it’s the cause. Could be the mortar between the brick on edge too Take the bricks off, lay a coping or creasing tile to create a decent 30mm minimum drip...

You don’t half talk some shite. How did you get these customers in the first place Bet when you were a lad snow was whiter wasn’t it

Get a wood burner in there that’ll dry it out. Looks like water coming down chimney to me

Don’t skimp on the prep work. That looks extremely high suction background, not much of a job for an experienced plasterer but you’ll struggle. If you really want to try, give it 2 weak pva and 1 stronger Post us some pics how you got on

Iv got a similar check list with customers Be gentle with me I’m your dads mate Just a quick skim It just needs There’s only this bit It’s not a big job It won’t take long Sharpen the pencil Some of them would be happy if I did the job for free and couldn’t pay my mortgage at the end of...