lurpak
Artex Boy
Ok enoughs enough. We need a proper response from mike @BritishGypsum
Multi Finish Plaster.
Scenario 1 (rare)
Put it on, lay it down. Trowel it up and think, fook me that’s nice just how it used to be. Nice set perfect finish. 0 stress.
Scenario 2 (increasingly familiar)
Put it on, lay it down. Go to trowel it up but it’s too wet. But wait, it’s also too dry. That’s impossible right Mike? Leave it 5 come back. It’s even wetter than when I left, WTF. This is all kinds of wrong. It’s turned into the undernath of a year 6 history class table. Mouldy old f**k**g chewing gum c**t. It’s tearing. It’s leaving marks ahhhhhhhfgg
So you leave it till the death as even if you look at it something goes wrong. You end up calling in a fire engine to house the wall down and trowel it to death to get a mediocre finish. You’re stressed as f**k and doubting everything, again.
It isn’t a bad batch. It isn’t the time of f**k**g year. It’s some jumped up primary school science teacher with a god complex f**k**g about with the ingredients.
Please fix it. When it’s right it’s great.
Thanks in advance
Multi Finish Plaster.
Scenario 1 (rare)
Put it on, lay it down. Trowel it up and think, fook me that’s nice just how it used to be. Nice set perfect finish. 0 stress.
Scenario 2 (increasingly familiar)
Put it on, lay it down. Go to trowel it up but it’s too wet. But wait, it’s also too dry. That’s impossible right Mike? Leave it 5 come back. It’s even wetter than when I left, WTF. This is all kinds of wrong. It’s turned into the undernath of a year 6 history class table. Mouldy old f**k**g chewing gum c**t. It’s tearing. It’s leaving marks ahhhhhhhfgg
So you leave it till the death as even if you look at it something goes wrong. You end up calling in a fire engine to house the wall down and trowel it to death to get a mediocre finish. You’re stressed as f**k and doubting everything, again.
It isn’t a bad batch. It isn’t the time of f**k**g year. It’s some jumped up primary school science teacher with a god complex f**k**g about with the ingredients.
Please fix it. When it’s right it’s great.
Thanks in advance