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The one @JessThePlasterer used to work for was very good. Tiny little fella she was.

Jess was very annoyed when she got the boot from that job.
I know, I’ve been penniless ever since.... she really did carry me it seems! How will I ever go on?!

Maybe I’ll have to, oh I don’t know, jack it all in and get a maintenance apprenticeship
 
I know, I’ve been penniless ever since.... she really did carry me it seems! How will I ever go on?!

Maybe I’ll have to, oh I don’t know, jack it all in and get a maintenance apprenticeship

Well, I'd start by treating my employers with respect if I were you.

You're probably not clever enough for multitrading.
 
I know, I’ve been penniless ever since.... she really did carry me it seems! How will I ever go on?!

Maybe I’ll have to, oh I don’t know, jack it all in and get a maintenance apprenticeship

Don't forget you did tell me recently that your tiny little lady/plasterer brain couldn't cope with flooring.

And you did struggle to lay 12 bricks a few weeks ago.
 
Don't forget you did tell me recently that your tiny little lady/plasterer brain couldn't cope with flooring.

And you did struggle to lay 12 bricks a few weeks ago.
This is true! I can throw an epic work tantrum over another trades tiny inconvenience to me! Maybe she had it right ditching the trade she can charge what she likes in to go back to maintenance school!
 
Told you many times jess all you had to do was shag her and all this could have been avoided!!!
Indeed, shagging someone else’s wife can only lead to solutions not more problems! Lol! Besides I’m like, totally out of her league! .... at least morally if nothing else!! Pah!
 
Besides I’m like, totally out of her league! .... at least morally if nothing else!! Pah!

Well, I'm not sure about that but seriously, getting any sense out you've been shagging is a nightmare.

Ask the wife to map read. Nightmare.

f**k it off and make her drive while YOU map read. Even worse.

And don't get me started on moving furniture.

I've just remembered why I'm not married.

But somebody reminded me what tempted me the other night.



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Well, I'm not sure about that but seriously, getting any sense out you've been shagging is a nightmare.

Ask the wife to map read. Nightmare.

f**k it off and make her drive while YOU map read. Even worse.

And don't get me started on moving furniture.

I've just remembered why I'm not married.

But somebody reminded me what tempted me the other night.



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I’m completely confused.

One, you’ve never been married as far as I’m aware so... grtuhfhhvg!!

Secondly is that a real person and your reminiscing, drunk, having heard from the one that got away recently? I can work with that

Unless she’s vinegar feet?
 
I’m completely confused.

One, you’ve never been married as far as I’m aware so... grtuhfhhvg!!

Secondly is that a real person and your reminiscing, drunk, having heard from the one that got away recently? I can work with that

Unless she’s vinegar feet?

She's not off an African email and she didn't get away. We had a jolly nice time when I was back in Manchester but circumstances parted us.
 
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