Drinking on the job
- Thread starter lurpak
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The Hobo
Well-Known Member
like the handboard m8
lurpak
Artex Boy
thinking bout getting a hawk but don’t think cat be happy
The Hobo
Well-Known Member
chance it would kill the cat
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Not a polecat.
No no no.
Miniature honey badger is a polecat. Oh yes.
Had them when I were a lad.
themucky1
Well-Known Member
It’s a hawk ya t**t lol
lurpak
Artex Boy
themucky1
Well-Known Member
So your a hand boarder??? What part of the midlands you from then??
lurpak
Artex Boy
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Did you double check that’s not the cat’s wine this time?
paulf
Well-Known Member
Lurpak buys wine for his cat, sounds about right.Did you double check that’s not the cat’s wine this time?
JessThePlasterer
Queen Jess Elizabeth I
Yup. He then sits down with it to a candlelit dinner of tuna before doing it up the arse!
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Jess has a memory like an elephant geez! Lol
lurpak
Artex Boy
Best artex skimmer in game and nobodys interested in that. Take one cat for dinner and it’s the talk of the town
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Yeah I know nuts ain’t it! Don't worry I’m not gonna judge mate, just tell me did you get that pussy though??
lurpak
Artex Boy
A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell