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  1. Stevieo

    Hello old lab back again

    Yeah! Just need to find customers who only need you to knock up and wash out and you'll fuckking fly. What you waiting for?
  2. Stevieo

    70 sq m Lime render job between Kendal and Penrith and much more

    If you want me to do 70m2 that no problem but I don't don't do half days you see? Let alone quarter. What will I do after brew?
  3. Stevieo

    Plastic beer crates

    Alex Higgins gave it a go.
  4. Stevieo

    Evening Alf

    Looks like the water at the pier head, you grotty hammer toed, dodgey shoe wearing ginger baldied Brummie cnut.
  5. Stevieo

    Bad back

    Get a job labouring for @Andy g. Two one bag mixes a day and spend the rest of the time cleaning rads.
  6. Stevieo

    Thank you lord

    Fanny. I ate mine with a massive pile of mashed potato and a pile of peas.
  7. Stevieo

    Political threads

    He went off in a big huff. It was fcuking great. He must've known I was just winding him up but he couldn't help himself and bit like fcuk.
  8. Stevieo

    Thank you lord

    Tell your little lad his paintings are s**t.
  9. Stevieo

    Thank you lord

    Good man. Be sure to cover it for a bit.
  10. Stevieo

    Whats in the parcel lurpak

    Can I have some jelly beans? New pair of boots would be nice. Don't send me a hat though, they're s**t.
  11. Stevieo

    Who owns a plastering firm ??

    That sounds like an ace dream. I think my best dream was that me and my best mate went to a derelict block of flats to do it up and we found a lift that went down so fast it was zero g. Then we spent all day pissing about in the lift instead of doing any work. The craic, they say, is mighty. I...
  12. Stevieo

    Cant believe i.m posting in here but caught a monster today

    I'm black too, when I get arrested. Just to annoy the desk sergeant. 'White British?' 'No, I'm black' You see, I'm black if I say I'm black and the desk sergeant can't argue. Plus, the black community get to carry the can for my crimes.
  13. Stevieo

    Who owns a plastering firm ??

    You board planes? I thought they were made of plastic?
  14. Stevieo

    Cant believe i.m posting in here but caught a monster today

    It's not about looks. He's got that vacant, pained, Yorkshire look about him. Same as you.
  15. Stevieo

    Cant believe i.m posting in here but caught a monster today

    You a fuckking p**i or something? Ooh an ankle. The slut.
  16. Stevieo

    Cant believe i.m posting in here but caught a monster today

    That's Birmingham for ya lad. Glad I don't live there.
  17. Stevieo

    Cant believe i.m posting in here but caught a monster today

    He looks a bit like you, the poor little lad.
  18. Stevieo

    Who owns a plastering firm ??

    It's fcukign torture here. Irish Niff is the worst in Europe and the most expensive.
  19. Stevieo

    Who owns a plastering firm ??

    Probably nothing coz he's spent it all on niff by now.
  20. Stevieo

    Looking for any plastering work in Portsmouth and surrounding areas

    Hi Colin. Are you a very good looking man? Tall, bearded and muscular? Are you a cracking plasterer?
  21. Stevieo

    How thin can a bonding coat be?

    Why are you bonding?
  22. Stevieo

    Looking for work Birmingham area.

    Know how to write yourself up, don't you?
  23. Stevieo

    Plasterers / Fixers required

    I've met a few who couldn't manage it.
  24. Stevieo

    How long to dry?? HELP PLEASE

    Sounds a right bodge. I'm with @malc on this. The job's going from bad to worse. I'm not at all sure that his solution will work.
  25. Stevieo

    Looking for work Birmingham area.

    I don't mind working weekends. Not got anything else on and it's not like I work very hard on a weekend. It's day rate for a management company, so as long as I've got something to show for it at the end of the day, I do half a day's work and draw a day's pay.
  26. Stevieo

    Looking for work Birmingham area.

    Time for work. Fix a latch that the hookers in block g broke so the Johns weren't pressing the wrong buzzer all day - very considerate of them. Replace a bit of skirting, fix a bit of water damage and paint a door - big one. That'll do for a Saturday, I think.
  27. Stevieo

    Looking for work Birmingham area.

    Oh I see. You won't come for a pint with me, you fat cnut.
  28. Stevieo

    Lets see you at work

    Looks shite. Be good for getting in the way, I suppose.
  29. Stevieo

    Is this gonna be a problem?

    I'd probably counterbatten with 2be, if it'll fit. To be fair to the ducting fitters, I don't see there was much else they could do. It's not like they could notch it, is it?
  30. Stevieo

    Is this gonna be a problem?

    Best get yourself a couple of packs of baton then, eh?
  31. Stevieo

    dodgy multi

    @lurpak screeds with that, you know.
  32. Stevieo

    New to this web site..

    And on a Friday too. You've got guts lad, I'll give you that. I'm just going to get some beer.
  33. Stevieo

    Earnings

    Seems not. I've never seen it about before. The lad who handed it to me has done plenty of bird though. One f**k**g puff ...one. It came on so fast that I didn't have any time to work out what was happening, couldn't get my act together, forgot I'd taken it, couldn't understand what the fccuck...
  34. Stevieo

    Earnings

    Tried spice the other night. Scared the s**t out of me. Won't be doing that again.
  35. Stevieo

    Lets see you at work

    I know what that is. It's a fish.
  36. Stevieo

    Earnings

    Well, cocaine is quite expensive.
  37. Stevieo

    Steve Can You Sort This Out?

    Some bit of painting this was.
  38. Stevieo

    Pricing

    I do but I've got a year's work out of this boy and no end of contacts. I make a bit on the labourer and a lot more on his recommendations. Send labourer to do a 400 euro job, pay him 120, pocket the difference and then look all humble when I ask the Big Cahoona for my measley 120 a day for myself.
  39. Stevieo

    Earnings

    And cocaine.
  40. Stevieo

    Next steps for damp front wall

    If it's a condensation issue it will begin in the corners as a rule.
  41. Stevieo

    Would you shag this ??

    No gaying in the public bit. Take it to the members forum.
  42. Stevieo

    Would you shag this ??

    You crashed your mower?
  43. Stevieo

    Am I missing something

    Or even 3 lol
  44. Stevieo

    Would you shag this ??

    U got lab?
  45. Stevieo

    Am I missing something

    Double time on a Sunday. I don't get twice as much money but I only work half as hard. Fair bit of arse/hopup interface.
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