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like gravy and mushy peas myself!

cant beat a battered sausage!!! its like an angel dancing on your tounge! :D [smiley=engel017.gif]

word up sweet cheeks, my heart bleeds for you buddy. I'm only 5 foot nothing and i also get gout. get lots of stick about it, "need hop ups, you do the skirting level, cupboards", Ive heard it all. don't let the ba$%£ds grind you down you poor little cant....

i think i know what your talking about. did the plaster separate, start to break down, slid down the surface? if yes, you might want to try betokontakt or bond it. you have to paint it on, give it a couple of hours to dry, then skim on top. its a longer job than using pva but more reliable than...

I once got told that someone pissed and shite and then proceeded to knock up their first mix. Body extrements included. Clucking bell. ; i love that one, gonna have to try it some day

poor old spreadney, never herd of eating the stuff before. must be the one and only knew a geezer had a shite in the water tank of a customer he didn't like [smiley=bath.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

mate, know how you feel. get slatted every day by the tool i work with :'( :'( :'(

Like a fine wine, ill mature, what are you, the picasso of plastering??? Like a fine s**t, you'll stink as you do now cocky sod ;D ;D ;D ;D

am i being a tool??? i do a nice bit of work for a local fireplace company. You know, easy work, patching up, making good the new fire surround. don't get me wrong, its easy work and its quite regular, BUT the owners of the houses are forever hovering over my shoulder, watching me. very...

just a quick one. i've got the worse mixer in the world, slow aint the word. the drills fine, just the mixer on end. a mates got one from ryobi that mixes in seconds, looks like a claw. love to get my hands on one, can anyone help?

Just because im the new kid on the block, not keen on the glitter trowle, rather fritzl

glitter trowle, why do ya wanna be in my gang? ;) what about the spread that ran out of toilet paper, so used a fist full of skim. NICE

Word up spreadney! nice old yarn. I got one for ya I once worked on a site where the spread was in the basement. The site foreman, architect and client were having a look round (all official like). When they came to the room where the spread was a peculiar site greeted them, the spread was...