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You're not really popular with the judging panel. The panel consists of @ihatespitandpolish @SpitandpolishIsatwit @Spitandpolish shagged my mum

You're highly unlikely to win, so your cynicism is understandable.

Hi @stefanrobin I hope you don't mind but I've nominated your reply into the post of the month at www.CHD.com/post-of-the-month the winner will be entered into the post of the year competition, where fabulous prizes can be won. If you're successful you'll be contacted by @ChrispyUK Best of luck.

Let's not.

Yeah, being average has its compensations.

That moment when you realise your kids think you're the kid.

You're not the only one, as soon as you start to think you're an adult you might as well collect your P45. All the adults I've met have utterly beige personalities.

Did a job years ago, before trans was in the public consciousness, it was a big rough arsed plumber who had gone from him to her, what a mess from ugly bloke to even uglier bird. I felt sorry for them it can't be easy walking through life looking like that.

I noticed you forgot the decimal points.

Yeah, I didn't like Ragni before or after, in that situation top drawer. Year's later. Spot the Ragni.

It's a different world and unfortunately our trade has changed with it. like you I served my time when float and set was still a thing and if you couldn't master it you're not going to be a plasterer full stop, you probably wouldn't get your C&G anyway. As an aside, a ministry of defence job I...

Just to help @Smudger1 make up his mind.

You're a bit closer to it than most. :sisi:

Sorry about that Andrew, most of the 'knowledge base' has been migrated to the new www.CSD.com servers. You won't be able to search that 'knowledge base' without subscription.

www.CHD.com/our-new-morale-coach/welcome-to-Hector

That is now known as HOB-NOB 1.

It's only because @ChrispyUK has used all his www.CHD.com money on hob-nobs. His house's are like mini fort knoxs, he's becoming the hob-nob Howard Hughes.

When you put it that way, I would say to @Looby Lou that @John j won't be in a position to answer unfortunately. Instead I would message @The Customer Advocate one of the most helpful individuals on this site. Good luck for your situation.

Many many tea times, weeks potentially months. Either that or it'll trigger his narcolepsy.

It's a hawwwk

But yet I feel.

I'll have a hawk please, Bob.

www.CHD.com/physical-inspection/Andrew/Essex

You don't know this but Andy is tri-testicular, so he's not short on b*ll***s.

He won't like that, someone once described him as a "bit" short, that someone had to have their kneecaps rebuilt after a severe headbutting. The moral of the story is that @essexandy is never a "bit" he either is or he isn't, it's black or white with him.

No job too small.

Foam style are attending.

Looks better than a lot of render you see these days, hat's off to you for doing something a bit different. (y)

I'm sure he'll get a grip of it, don't spare the rod though, not that you ever do.

He was trying out your "over hand" technique, under your tutelage I'm sure he'll get to grips with it.

It's a real mind bender.

You should see him in the biscuit department at fortnum and mason.

His "over hand" has to be seen to believed.

Yes, and he forget his lucky socks too.