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  1. essexandy

    DeWalt corded mixer

    @John j reckons it'll do at least three one bag a week. He also said he thinks it could do considerably more if he plugged it in, but then the motor wouldn't last as long.
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    Social Housing Work

    You site slag you.
  3. essexandy

    Apprenticeship in plastering.

    Rj you really, really don't want to be giving @JessThePlasterer your phone number, several of us have made that mistake. How many restraint orders have you got against you now Jess? Got to be in double figures.
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    Parinter

    Dave mate, you are not a bit stupid at all.
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    Great News

    Shut up Walter you delusional clown.
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    Coving

    I love doing coving. Used to earn really well out of it, I wish every house had to have it. Apart from mine of course.
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    Parinter

    Stop being a tool and do it properly.
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    Coving

    BG coving is absolutely shite now. The paper used is simply not fit for purpose.
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    Advice please on re rendering a property built late 1700s

    It might be worth talking to both Building Control and whoever is involved with the 'buildings of historical interest', as to what their expectations are, should you remove your current render. My place was built around about 1800. Red brick, no cavity and for many, many years rendered with a...
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    Plastering cost comparison

    As I said before, I bet you're f**k**g hopeless at float and set. Slow as f**k, with no idea about doing it at pace and to a high standard. C & G, don't make me laugh, 100 attempts at getting a wall right ha ha ha.
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    Plastering cost comparison

    I used those trowels for all my floating and rendering for years mate. Apart from when I was wearing in one of the grey handled stainless trowels I used for skimming.
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    Plastering cost comparison

    He was probably s**t at that mate.
  13. essexandy

    Vans

    I knew the root of your dislike of Jewsons was Tottenham/religion based. I've not dealt with any merchant who gives me better prices than Jewsons across the board.
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    Vans

    As Spit said, it's all about building up a relationship with the merchant. If you walk into any merchants straight off the street the prices will appear crazy expensive compared with what you'll pay as an account customer with a good relationship. I doubt many people pay the prices Jewsons have...
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    Plastering cost comparison

    Says someone who is clearly useless at float and set. I'll bet you've never float and set ten full houses on the bounce, ever. f**k**g clueless.
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    Vans

    You've got to remember I haven't got a pair of crossed hammers tattooed on my forehead, so probably get treated better than you?
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    Vans

    Jewsons mate. Been using them almost exclusively (not small items) for fifteen years or so.
  18. essexandy

    Vans

    If you're buying decent quantities of course you're reliant on the merchants, but trust me we get looked after pretty well.
  19. essexandy

    Plastering cost comparison

    A lot of spreads, myself included, prefer/insist on tacking the ceilings ourselves. It is very, very rare that a DIY person will fix the board correctly. In fact I'm not sure if I've ever witnessed it? In the grand scheme of things the saving you would make by tacking the ceilings yourself is...
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    Vans

    I'd just got up then you nugget. We hardly ever use 6 x 3's but considering quite a few of our jobs will require three or four different types and sizes of board spread over three, four or more pallets I don't really see how a bigger van would help?
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    Plastering cost comparison

    Because Bonding is the wrong material for the substrate you have (99% certain). There are an awful lot of 'plasterers' these days that are clueless about float and set and think Bonding is for everything, when in fact it's for very little really. Soot requires a whole other level of prep work to...
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    Vans

    I used to run an elwb Vito and even then you couldn't keep everything, for every eventually in it. A few years ago I decided to only run the one vehicle for everything, work, fishing and just generally getting around and my double cab truck was it. To be honest the truck really wasn't the best...
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    Plastering cost comparison

    As some have said, one of your biggest problems will be finding someone who can do a decent job of float and set nowadays, should you prefer that option. Tip: if someone mentions Bonding for the job, f**k them off straightaway. Personally I think you should be paying at least 40% more for the...
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    Vans

    To be honest if it's a small job you can get a few 6 x 3 in the back of needed, plus plaster etc. The payload is actually very impressive for a small van and it needs to be with a fat c**t like me driving it. Most jobs we do the gear is coming straight from the merchants anyway.
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    Asbestos concern

    I assume you're referring to the being a peasant bit? In which case, yes.
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    Asbestos concern

    Well that leaves poor peasants like myself in a mire.:cry:
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    Asbestos concern

    Funny you should say that
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    Vans

    Ah just as we all suspected. It's good that you feel you can talk about it and regard this as a safe space (shut up @000).
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    Vans

    I'm all good cheers Dave. Yep it takes 3m beads no problem. The top half of the main passenger seat folds forward and there's a little door in the bulkhead, so things don't lay in the footwell, they're on the back of the seat. The third seat is f**k**g tiny and in truth barely useable. My son...
  30. essexandy

    Asbestos concern

    @ChrispyUK I see you've disagreed with wayners, which part exactly were you disagreeing with and what would be your course of action? I've done a thorough search of the CHD archives and can't find any relevant information.
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    Vans

    I'm absolutely loving the lwb Transit Connect mate. It has the load through passenger seat, so even 3m beads, rules etc. aren't a problem. I barely ever use the roof bars.
  32. essexandy

    Apprenticeship in plastering.

    Bloody hell mate, what have you got against the poor cow to point her towards the train crash of a tradesman that is @JessThePlasterer ?
  33. essexandy

    Sunday’s

    Yeah and with a shitty nappy on.
  34. essexandy

    Phone.

    Back when I was probably 18 or so (years not st.) a guy where I fished had a normal looking household phone on top of a big wooden box that he took to the lake with him. That really must have been one of the very earliest mobile phones?
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    Fecking ID craziness

    Their branch in Chelmsford is open something like 363 days a year. The counter is always well staffed and the staff are polite, efficient and helpful. It's like the complete opposite of using Barclays.
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    found a lot of money

    But why do you think you had the right to take it from someone's property and give it to the previous owner? I've got to say I'm a bit baffled mate.
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    Fecking ID craziness

    We moved our business account from Barclays to Metro, the difference in service is like night and day. I'll be opening a personal account with them before too long as well. If there's a branch reasonably nearby I'd recommend anyone gives them a look.
  38. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    What a dopey t**t.
  39. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    My house is to calm mate, his little head would implode.:LOL: You don't have any of these...
  40. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    Same reason screed still cracks with steel mesh embedded mate. Outside forces. Rendering will be for a multitude of different reasons. All you can do is take as many precautions as possible. You'll know as well as I do that on site the same plot types will have cracks in the same place, that's...
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    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    The fibres I first bought were made for the concrete industry you thick c**t. They work in two ways. Millions of fibres criss crossing in the mix give added strength (hence why fibres are spec'ed for screening in place of steel mesh for most applications) and if cracks do form they follow the...
  42. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    Not the good ones, haven't been able to find them in years. Still use the crappy ones in both screed and rendering.
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    found a lot of money

    That money legally belongs to the new property owners I think you'll find.
  44. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    Yes mate I did and do, mainly because that's what the manufacturers called them.
  45. essexandy

    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    Possibly, but I thought the original ones were polymer fibres not fibreglass?
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    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    I used to buy it from a local ready mixed concrete company up to about 2004. Definitely the best one that has ever been available. A quick stir into your mixing water and the fibres completely separated, never a single clump of them. I used them for both screeding and rendering.
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    Rendering. PLEASE HELP

    I reckon the original Fibremesh (?) brand used to be 40mm long. Finer than a human hair and never had any problems with them. In fact they were way better than the modern clumpy crap that's available now.
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    Hobbit houses

    So a little idea that has been rattling around in my noggin since I was about nine years old came to fruition recently. We've built these underground 'hides' for the anglers to fish from.
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    Mistaken identity

    I reckon you'd be right as well.
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