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  1. Madmax

    Need a second opinion - BAD WORK?

    Perfect The proof at last... the moon landings were facked
  2. Madmax

    Vans

    Upside down hop up screwed to a skateboard pulled by longdogs. Hang tools from legs of hop up.
  3. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Not to me it ain't I get bond it and blue grit slot cheaper than that . Next Refurb that warrants it I will give it a crack. Cheers
  4. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    f**k**g dear but I'm going give it a go next Refurb
  5. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Who Makes it?
  6. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Not used it why is it better?
  7. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Bonding as in carlite
  8. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    I recon if the backgrounds dog s**t then blue grit and skim or PVA bonding coat and skim
  9. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    I have never washed a wall or ceiling never used sugar soap long as the papers off never had a problem.i Like going on dry PVA if it's a bit shinny hate smudgey gear .
  10. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    BG stuff or Feb stuff water it down doesn't hurt
  11. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    You can water down plasprime and blue grit but not loads, done it loads of times on jobs I have been back to and it had not failed. Gear just pulls in a bit faster
  12. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Unicorn s**t is silver. Meant to say
  13. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    Unicorn white is silver . U know f**k all about unicorns. A hand full of kiln dried and a glug of SBR in your PVA and some food colouring and you have home made blue grit which you can go on the same day.
  14. Madmax

    Gritty bitty f**k u

    I like it so f**k u 2! I get my boy to paint the s**t on though and charge more for two visits. Don’t paint it yourself you donut it’s messy and blue and gritty. Go to the pub for lunch while your boy does the s**t jobs.
  15. Madmax

    Boiled eggs

    I can’t grow veg my dogs dog it up. I own every shitty blade of grass in my shitty garden and I am the b*****d contractor but I like your philosophy mate family come first agreed.
  16. Madmax

    Boiled eggs

    Do mine if u want
  17. Madmax

    Boiled eggs

    If u got time for gardening in August u doing something wrong Andyg
  18. Madmax

    Boiled eggs

    You rich c**ts with your taps
  19. Madmax

    Plasterboard around exposed fireplace - Help

    Find a nice trim that compliments something else in that room. Try local builders merchant or joinery merchant or tile merchant. It won't specifically be a plasterboard trim
  20. Madmax

    Boiled eggs

    I hate hardwall burps ! They taste like shitty egg c**t dead fox bollucks
  21. Madmax

    Plasterboard around exposed fireplace - Help

    I would have stopped the board short a little and done a short tight round into the brick with a little bonding. or a batten frame to float and set to around the opening to. Or a 25mm crome tile trim to board to. or you could fit a fire surround with a little timber return on the internals...
  22. Madmax

    My skimming

    Who can’t?
  23. Madmax

    My skimming

    Ok that makes sense. Thanks
  24. Madmax

    My skimming

    Never worked with anyone who sponges , looks like more effort than less effort. And I know my works good but I would be interested to shadow someone on a sponge just to tick the box if nothing else, knowledge Is power. I don't understand how it makes sets easyer
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    My skimming

    Good on tiled floors she says
  26. Madmax

    My skimming

    Mate give me a sponge float and I give it to Mrs to clean the kitchen with
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    My skimming

    Enlighten me then coz I don't sponge skim ever. I take it you do?
  28. Madmax

    My skimming

    If you sparay aload of water on it and push a sponge float up and down it you are pretty much remixing the top coat on the wall ain't ya? Sponges are for bath time and finishing s and c
  29. Madmax

    Nice too meet you all!

    I mean rubbing up render not ... don’t worry
  30. Madmax

    3 days off

    Do u know Tottenham danny ? He’s got no hair and ginger curly teeth and rules off with a bit of ogee skirting
  31. Madmax

    Cleaning up paint

    Someone lend the man a pressure washer!!!!! Please
  32. Madmax

    3 days off

    Someone do one for Tottenham!!!!!!
  33. Madmax

    3 days off

    Don’t tell me I’ll work it out Dickhead, whit bread, bread and butter , nutter? Did I get it ?
  34. Madmax

    Cleaning up paint

    s**t that’s unfortunate, I used petrol to get magy off a bmw once, that worked. Pressure washer?
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    3 days off

    ‘Quickly you needypeck backward dosser c**t’ That’s Devon for pack the van up the pub is calling
  36. Madmax

    Nice too meet you all!

    I’m new as well! Get out while you still can it’s very addictive!!!! I was rubing up and typing at the same time yesterday! Welcome!!!
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    3 days off

    What the f**k does that cockney jiberish mean then?
  38. Madmax

    Best lights

    Halogens for all plastering work, you can light fags on em , cook toast on em, and start fires. Does anyone else think led is s**t light to skim to?
  39. Madmax

    Just bought new trowel

    I'm off to the pond then
  40. Madmax

    Just bought new trowel

    25p and a bottle of frog spunk Got a deal?
  41. Madmax

    Just bought new trowel

    Too clever for me!
  42. Madmax

    Just bought new trowel

    DO you rub your carbons with a bit of bread and butter?
  43. Madmax

    Makita screw guns are sh#te!!!!!!!!

    The left leg of a long legged jack russel and half a tub of ‘udder cream’ What the .... is udder cream?
  44. Madmax

    Makita screw guns are sh#te!!!!!!!!

    65p and a bag of frogs
  45. Madmax

    Hardwall

    I don’t mean to be a c@nt bit what the f&ck are you on about sbr for and u always skim an s and c float the next day. Float and set not float and weekend and set. Happy days
  46. Madmax

    Filling a chase - advice

    If they ain’t a spread one coat is perfect . If they are then skim the wall. It’s 3hrs for just the chase or the whole wall ain’t it? Including a pint at half time. I recon pva bonding and skim is too much b*gering about for one chase. I had that same trillion chase job from a sparky mate of...
  47. Madmax

    Makita screw guns are sh#te!!!!!!!!

    Will give you £2.50 and you pay for delivery and I want a box of screws and a pint of electricity..... we got a deal?
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