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J. B. TAYLOR would not approve mate ! :endesacuerdo:

Shut it crispy knickers

Smart arse !

f**k knows mate ! I've been aware of this phenomena for quite a while too ! Single woman are the biggest culprits, in my observations, anyway ! You see it everywhere though ! I think its getting worse to be honest ! :confused:

My mate used to use the term " Fopar" a lot, to comment on a fat bird in really tight leggings showing off her, plainly visable, upper vulva, as in a "fat upper pussy region" . He insisted that it was common "street vocabulary" In all honesty there ! Is that where you got your name from mate...

Just be careful mate, you do know that you're a wanted man down that way ? (y)

You sloped of early mate , what was your story ?

Walked out well up on the poker mate but ended up squandering the lot on a bunch of shiny new trowels in the next town ! When will I ever learn !!! :cry:

Ann Summers, basic range ?

Just how thin was the mix ? Looks far too thin .

Those dollars were spent in the nearest saloon on whisky, poker and whores, that very evening, amigo ! (y)

As in you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Years ago used to do work for a housing association, a young and keen lad I was in those days ! Turns up one day at the door of one of the tenant's, fat bird she was, with my job line in hand. A little patch up job. She's not happy, has to go out to meet her Mum or somthing ! I says " I'm here...

Said "the gardener" ! :ROFLMAO:

Looks your running out of space regarding the door frame architraves going back on that mate, you could give it another coat and wait till it picks up and is ready to finish, you could then fit thin pine strips around the door to pack it out for the architraves. Or sand the f**k out of it, give...

I'd just end up destroying every bit of the loose sanity that you're both so desperately clutching onto mate ! Probably for the best that was ! (y)

Surely you two would be eligible for the "adoption program" mate ? @Dollar69 would be a really good bet on that one, the poor wee soul could do with a fresh start mate ! :)

I see a pair of tits ! :inocente:

Just learn by it mate, think your over thinking it and trying too hard there ! Try and not give as much of a f**k and it will probably come out great ! (y)

Wrong country mate !

You lie there, all day long, to try and impress, for whatever reason you feel you have to mate ! Just be yourself, It will come across a lot better mate ! (y)

What's the good news mate ? Are you and Chirpy expecting a wee one, anytime soon ? ;) x

You were given advice before, good advice at that ! I do loads of these mate. Just stop fretting about on a pissy wee F*****g thing !!! Be the man mate and just do the F*****g job !!!!!! No thanks required . :)

Ardex A45 mate, Travis Perkins do it. Handy stuff , prefer to put a bit of sand in it , sometimes. (y)

50/50 SBR, leave overnight. Then deep fill self leveling compound. Fill around the edged where it meets the floor to stop it running through. I'd use Ardex and sand 1/3 for that mate.

Your Mum begged me, just to set the record straight there mate !

Shame, those panel's can be very fickle , I understand mate ! (y)

I know mate, I keep a broken candle on my mantelpiece to remind me of the fact ! I know I will never be good enough, for this sort of thing ! :cry:

Not got past MT for sticking it in though , got a Nela , but not the premium. Seemed too rigid, Maybe good with cement though.

There sturdy mate (y)

Nela Black are the best I've used mate. Tried a few ! (y)

I suppose so mate, after all no thieving f**k**s, with any integrity that is, would lower themselves to nick such a complete pile of shite ! (y)

Your the tax mans wet dream mate ! Obedient , scared, little slave ! (y)

Prizes you promise ? Old tights and second hand Vaseline ?? Just like last year mate ??? :confused:

Fixed ! :)

Are you going to have a go yourself ? Post a photo of it ?

The Yanks call taping compound mud and plaster too depending on who's talking . Have you been watching Kirk Giordano video's mate ?

Glad to here it ! (y)

But your already in hell !

Your bound for Hell mate, no question about it ! :)

Covings wank full stop ! Believe me, I've done loads of it, in the past ! Just F*****g hate the stuff, I hope it goes the way off woodchip ........ gone for good ! :)

Positivity mate ! (y)

Genuinely interested mate , what's the process ? I'd assumed they were always cast .

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Is that you on the taxi's now mate ? (y)

Could you do it pal ? :coffe:

Fair play there mate ! (y)

Torn face c**ts, the both of them ! :LOL:

I really liked Mr Ben as a kid ! He transitioned too mate ! :) (y)

What did they teach you on the "short course" mate ?