At last the Draw

Please bare with me, it's been a long day and kids have climbed the wall

First prize eze spat, kraft trowel, s*p*r*lex and a tpf mug ..goes to
 
Prizes 2 and 3

Nela carbon steel trowel , Speedskim and tpf mug

Ox stainless trowel , Speedskim and tpf pint glass goes to...
 
The results were surprising, there were some I wanted to win other I thought would win....but
 
Abet all them winners are f**k**g southerners..........fix.
Not quite as smooth as dale Winton on the lotto but same accent.

Well done marra
 
Danny said:
who won first prize?
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Never mind that nonsense, what the fcuk is a salad spinner for? Is it really for salad? If so, why would you spin a salad?

Is it some Welsh/Devon custom? o_O
 
imago said:
Never mind that nonsense, what the fcuk is a salad spinner for? Is it really for salad? If so, why would you spin a salad?

Is it some Welsh/Devon custom? o_O
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Please don't tell me you don't own a salad spinner, I thought you were a learned man of culture
 
I literally haven't sat down since about 6 am so before I pass out with a pint of tea and half a pack of jammie Dodgers can I say a massive thank you to everyone that's joined in the 438 threads I've posted this week, I will pm everyone over the next couple of days and draw the grand prize on Friday night at 7pm set your clock for 9pm . The erotic chess board will be won . Nos da
 
Olican said:
Please don't tell me you don't own a salad spinner, I thought you were a learned man of culture
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I've never even heard of it. When you first mentioned it I thought it was a euphemism, then I saw you using it and realised it was really a thing. I just asked the wife what it was for, her response was "You don't know? I suppose you wouldn't growing up on a council estate."

I called her a "cheeky fcuking snob." now I'm in bed with the laptop googling fcuking salad spinners. All because you don't own a f**k**g hat ya Keith Floyd MOFO! :muyenojado:
 
....can I also add that a salad spinner is for spinning salad (y) it kicks all the moisture out of salad leaving it fresh and crunchy
 
imago said:
I've never even heard of it. When you first mentioned it I thought it was a euphemism, then I saw you using it and realised it was really a thing. I just asked the wife what it was for, her response was "You don't know? I suppose you wouldn't growing up on a council estate."

I called her a "cheeky fcuking snob." now I'm in bed with the laptop googling fcuking salad spinners. All because you don't own a f**k**g hat ya Keith Floyd MOFO! :muyenojado:
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I'll buy a hat next time (y)
 
Once this is done and if we can sort it with a bit of notice who would be up for going down to where @Olican is go see the work this charity does first hand then go on the piss, I’m sure they would welcome us with open arms because of donations and would like to show us work they do,if could be arranged I would Defo go
 
Pagey said:
Once this is done and if we can sort it with a bit of notice who would be up for going down to where @Olican is go see the work this charity does first hand then go on the piss, I’m sure they would welcome us with open arms because of donations and would like to show us work they do,if could be arranged I would Defo go
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We could go on the p1ss then all back to @Olican 's for a game of spin the salad.
 
imago said:
We could go on the p1ss then all back to @Olican 's for a game of spin the salad.
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Maybe if u come I could catch you at a weak moment and sort my contract out with you for my job with you,and don’t buy me a house to start just find me one to rent til I feel at home ;)​
 
What are the chances of that two prizes sorry lads i feel guilty olly do a redraw for the second prize id be more than happy with the trowels thanks again.
 
What I’m gonna do is check back in morning to see who’s won what I admire what oli has done but he has over thought it and as I’m thick I’m getting confused
 
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