Best Joke ever?

[josel]

Irisham walks into a shoe shop and buys a pair of tortoise shoes.
Took him 4 hours to walk out of the shop



Pi**ed me sides laughing when I heard it

 

[flynnyman]

Just finished doing my garden and I put all the cuttings in next doors bin, next thing the old fella from over the road runs over and says he's ringing the police.......... f**k**g grass.

 

[scottie5]

British gypsum

 

[paulf]

Rangers