Best thing about domestics
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John j
Mono Don
Same . Sun room . Easy job just had a late en last night
beader
Private Member
Have you only got one leg?
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Best thing about any job is when you're finished and get paid!
so right rossi,...plumber told me last job he did ,customer deducted cost of tea/biscuits from his bill,and also cost of electric used for his drill,
Cockney
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Hahaha! Bloody hell mate, that’s a bit out of order.
f**k the plumber though he can afford it! Lol.
smoother09
Well-Known Member
No way!!!
yes smoother ,plumber was not a happy bunny,..........No way!!!
smoother09
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Cockney
Well-Known Member
How much did they charge him? Lol
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Same as Starbucks!! He should of got suspicious when they started turning up like this!
deducted 12.00 quid from bill cockney1,.....and when he protested and said they offered him the tea/bicuits,...reply was well you could have refused/said no,....
smoother09
Well-Known Member
I wouldn't of let that one go you can't charge someone unless there aware from the beginning!!! Even though it's only £12 think I would get to point of taking plasterer off wall if someone tried that s**t!
Cockney
Well-Known Member
WOW! It’s just Incredible what some people will do! Bet the blokes scarred for life! He will never accept another cup of tea without asking if he’s being charged for it! Pfft!!
lurpak
Artex Boy
Cockney
Well-Known Member
F*****g hell!!! Do you learn nothing!.....
I bloody thought as much seeing as you weren’t on here last night!
Off to bed early was it?
Pfft! Weekend working w**k*r!
lurpak
Artex Boy
I deserve that.. n yes bed. Hopefully snap out of it soon. Feel like jonny squeak
Gavine The First
Well-Known Member
Had that once , a gentleman from Pakistan, deducted ten quid for power , basiclly my radio, was a one day job, had his four year old daughter with him when I counted the cash so I just left it ! Would'nt have even bothered looking at the job but his missus called me up and said her name was Sharon !
Got there and thought , ah well, here now, may as well give her a price. Some people eh ! 
Gavine The First
Well-Known Member
Rude c**t tax, like it !
smoother09
Well-Known Member
Dirty Gupta's!Had that once , a gentleman from Pakistan, deducted ten quid for power , basiclly my radio, was a one day job, had his four year old daughter with him when I counted the cash so I just left it ! Would'nt have even bothered looking at the job but his missus called me up and said her name was Sharon !
Gavine The First
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I enjoy boarding, not even taking the piss !
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Gavine The First
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I know, you have to laugh ! Get it a lot these days, the fake name thing !
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Cockney
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You’re f**k*d if you go the same way as him mate lol.
lurpak
Artex Boy
f**k that. Long weekend but well worth it £££ tomo is just one gauge 2 of us 70sq lid home for 10. Artex on me tod today
Cockney
Well-Known Member
Sorry mate I still just can’t justify working weekends!
Oh by the way tell that sparky I said to f**k off and stop bogging at ya while you’re grafting! Lol.
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Had that once , a gentleman from Pakistan, deducted ten quid for power , basiclly my radio, was a one day job, had his four year old daughter with him when I counted the cash so I just left it ! Would'nt have even bothered looking at the job but his missus called me up and said her name was Sharon !
Busman's holiday up in Scotland, I was living at the job.
Customer was bringing me beer from Tarbert every night. No telly or internet there so I had fcuk all to do but look at the sea and lash the ale down my neck.
Next day, customer bring another 12 cans round.
Thought it was fcuking great until he whipped out the fifties at the end of the job and a big list of all the beer he'd brought round. Didn't realise he'd been writing it all down.