Big investment today.

[Casper]

Well chuffed

 

[smoother09]

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Absolute bag of s**t give me a little Henry any day!

 

[smoother09]

I think they used to give those away with tokens off back of sugerpuffs boxes!

 

[Casper]

Aye but Henry isn’t cordless. Lol

 

[smoother09]

If there’s no power on job ain’t interested

 

[loky11]

ok for suckling the odd peube up thats about it, I let kids play with mine.

 

[Fatarm]

ok for suckling the odd peube up thats about it, I let kids play with mine.

You let the kids play with your pubes?? F*****g wrongun

 

[Casper]

ok for suckling the odd peube up thats about it, I let kids play with mine.

Too much information

 

[loky11]

the hoover not what you lit are thinking you dodgy bunch

 

[smoother09]

the hoover not what you lit are thinking you dodgy bunch

Sexual predator!!

 

[loky11]

Sexual predator!!

 

[smoother09]

Love that film Mumsaid don’t disturb me while I’m cleaning my room

 

[loky11]

Love that film Mumsaid don’t disturb me while I’m cleaning my room

Good old doofus

 

[smoother09]

Good old doofus

Officer doofus I got a badge and everything

 

[Complete]

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The fcuks gone on there Dave?

 

[Casper]

Customer has 2 large dogs, Nige

 

[Casper]

 

[smoother09]

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Anyone that takes a toolstation or screwfix rating needs to have a real good look at themselves!

 

[Casper]

Have you seen the Amazon reviews? They’re good n all. t**t

 

[smoother09]

Have you seen the Amazon reviews? They’re good n all. t**t

My review is any vacation that runs off a cordless battery is a bag of wank! Fact grow up you pleb!!

 

[smoother09]

My review is any vacation that runs off a cordless battery is a bag of wank! Fact grow up you pleb!!

Vacuum

 

[Complete]

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That’s 100% you jock

 

[Ritch]

Well chuffed View attachment 51161

Well sad u jock cunnt

 

[Casper]

How about the V8 animal cordless Dyson? We have that.

 

[Casper]

Well sad u jock cunnt

I never said it ya wee prick.

 

[algeeman]

You let the kids play with your pubes?? F*****g wrongun

she got the carpet cleaner in today
so no ones allowed upstairs

then she fuucked off drinking around her mates house....

now I'm stuck with the nippers and I'd promised I'd keep the place spotless...



the dish washer is on repeat lol

 

[Casper]

If there’s no power on job ain’t interested

Well that’s you f**k*d then. Brush n shovel

 

[Lastlaff]

Got this yesterday - wife walked in and said, ‘ohh, is that for me?’ It’s a torch I said, she said, ‘ah, that’s the code - the kids are in bed let’s get the torch out Dave’, No babe, it’s my new torch!
Great torch @Casper

 

[Monkeynuts39]

Aye but Henry isn’t cordless. Lol

It’s pretty close to the plug socket

I have a hetty , wife wanted a dyson so I got a pink Henry

 

[smoother09]

Worst thread 2020 worse than coronavirus itself!!

 

[Casper]

Ok Poofy

 

[Complete]

Worst thread 2020 worse than coronavirus itself!!

100% agree would recommend

 

[Casper]

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Got this yesterday - wife walked in and said, ‘ohh, is that for me?’ It’s a torch I said, she said, ‘ah, that’s the code - the kids are in bed let’s get the torch out Dave’, No babe, it’s my new torch!
Great torch @Casper

FFS mate. Get a proper wine glass. That Prosecco glass is getting right on me tits!!!

 

[Lastlaff]

Bollix, haggis, neeps & carrots - I don’t care what I drink out of

 

[Casper]

Meal for one?