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Andy0705

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So i made the decision to finish on Monday Mrs expecting and was working away 4 hours from my door , my son was due last Friday but still no sign of the little man , no local work .

Hospital said they wont induce till 27th so i could be sat on me arse for weeks need to source some local work before i go mad
 
Andy0705 said:
No my 4th but my misses 1st , 2 boys 2 girls for me now
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I've 4 as well. Can be a handful I tell ya.

As for your own misses, this is no joke too if ya think I'm f**k**g ya about. Send her up to the bath and after she comes out, fill her full of semen and your baby will be out in no time. I thought it was always an aul wife's tale but its worked for us each time and others I know.
 
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I've 4 as well. Can be a handful I tell ya.

As for your own misses, this is no joke too if ya think I'm f**k**g ya about. Send her up to the bath and after she comes out, fill her full of semen and your baby will be out in no time. I thought it was always n aul wife's tale but its worked for us each time and others I know.
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To fill her full do you get all your mates over to help out? or do save it up in a squirty bottle for a few months?
 
hail hail said:
I've 4 as well. Can be a handful I tell ya.

As for your own misses, this is no joke too if ya think I'm f**k**g ya about. Send her up to the bath and after she comes out, fill her full of semen and your baby will be out in no time. I thought it was always an aul wife's tale but its worked for us each time and others I know.
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Done that and more lad stubborn litlle fecker this one back home wont take her in as she only 2cm pricks
 
i have a decent one for music mate need it to run Cubase plus all the software needs mega cpu and processing power ,what computer you get or was it made ?
 
It was made... Just went to my local computer chap had a cup of tea he built at super high spec one and billed me near £2k for the pleasure :-\
 
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