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Earlier today a rather dashing young plasterer from the North East of england discovered a pallet of IN DATE browning at a jewsons warehouse in Northumberland. A source close to British Gypsum stated that staff were angered and outraged by the news that a pallet of fresh backing plaster had slipped through tight security at the company. An internal investigation is soon to get underway to weed out the mole who sanctioned this delivery as company policy states that only out of date backing plaster was to leave the BG depots.

If you or anyone else know of any other unexplained fresh batches of this product where you are in the UK please pick up the bat phone and call our inhouse investigator D.I. Nailswater.

Call Limestoppers now on 0800800800........:RpS_thumbup:
Calls from a BT landline are £1.50 per min & calls from mobiles may vary
 
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Two bit builders and ten bob joiners nick our work and use bonding for EVERYTHING....thats why there's no browning anywhere...there's no call for it!
 
Artisan998 said:
Earlier today a rather dashing young plasterer from the North East of england discovered a pallet of IN DATE browning at a jewsons warehouse in Northumberland. A source close to British Gypsum stated that staff were angered and outraged by the news that a pallet of fresh backing plaster had slipped through tight security at the company. An internal investigation is soon to get underway to weed out the mole who sanctioned this delivery as company policy states that only out of date backing plaster was to leave the BG depots.

If you or anyone else know of any other unexplained fresh batches of this product where you are in the UK please pick up the bat phone and call our inhouse investigator D.I. Nailswater.

Call Limestoppers now on 0800800800........:RpS_thumbup:
Calls from a BT landline are £1.50 per min & calls from mobiles may vary
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Have you thought about turning to the dark side mate? I believe clay is readily available these days:RpS_scared:
 
Fatarm said:
Have you thought about turning to the dark side mate? I believe clay is readily available these days:RpS_scared:
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The darkside?? do you mean clay or G**......oops they are the same side.the backside.........:RpS_laugh:
 
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