can you do me a favour

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had a lady call me up today to ask me to re skim her living room,i told her shes looking at about £500 all in 2 days plus mats.she said can you do me a favour and do it for £400 because ive just lost my job ,lol WTF are some people on what would you do?
 
say no. if shes lost her job then re plastering the living room is the last thing she should be spending out on. Its a con mate.
 
Guess who's back, kirkys back.....
where ya been hiding kirk? ;D
you been doin St pauls cathedral ceiling in you lounge mate ;D
 
Nisus said:
Guess who's back, kirkys back.....
where ya been hiding kirk? ;D
you been doin St pauls cathedral ceiling in you lounge mate ;D
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am working away me old mate ;)

been on the piss every night as we are staying in a pub ;D

am doing 1000s of meters of smooth render :o
 
one of my mates a few yrs back was riding sum bird in his car in a car park, when he caught out the corner of his eye a blokes standing next to the window todger in hand.
 
Me n me mates when I first passed me test went to the doggin sites with a siren and flashin light. Funniest thig ever watchin blokes run off with keks round their ankles. Looked like a group of penguins doin a sprint! ;D
 
kirk johnstone said:
Nisus said:
Guess who's back, kirkys back.....
where ya been hiding kirk? ;D
you been doin St pauls cathedral ceiling in you lounge mate ;D
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am working away me old mate ;)

been on the (french word) every night as we are staying in a pub ;D

am doing 1000s of meters of smooth render :o
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Fair play mate I been on the piss every night too but I'm working local ;D
Keep up the good work ;)
 
one of my mates had a classic a fe weeks back. he has a bit of a rep anyway coz of his expolits in thailand and with ladys of the night.

but he ends up in a G** bar with my missus brother and some mates. he tell me the barlady is a stunner and gets her number.

meets up with her a day or 2 later, sober, and spents the evening, has a smooch and goes home.

tells me again shes stunning, meets her a few days later. another smooch, then goes for the grab. she pushes his hand away. hes like whats up, and she says nothing. bit tense for a while, then she tells him she has a c0ck.
 
flat boy skim said:
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I'm into felching & munting ;D
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whos tried dogging for a laugh
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Well I've tried but everytime the once i went there was no f ecker on the car park I did the flashy lighty thing but nothing happened. I was hoping a naked big titted blonde would come running out the bushes & suck me off while a dirty old man spanked his monkey outside me transit window.

And then I woke up ;D
 
Bruce Willis said:
Me n me mates when I first passed me test went to the doggin sites with a siren and flashin light. Funniest thig ever watchin blokes run off with keks round their ankles. Looked like a group of penguins doin a sprint! ;D
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F uc kin ell Bruce I nearly spit me newky brown all over the cat when I read this!

:D :D
 
Nisus said:
flat boy skim said:
Nisus said:
I'm into felching & munting ;D
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whos tried dogging for a laugh
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Well I've tried but everytime the once i went there was no f ecker on the car park I did the flashy lighty thing but nothing happened. I was hoping a naked big titted blonde would come running out the bushes & suck me off while a dirty old man spanked his monkey outside me transit window.

And then I woke up ;D

Txt me next time and Ill come , I mean be there mate. ;D lol
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Nisus said:
flat boy skim said:
Nisus said:
I'm into felching & munting ;D
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whos tried dogging for a laugh
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Well I've tried but everytime the once i went there was no f ecker on the car park I did the flashy lighty thing but nothing happened. I was hoping a naked big titted blonde would come running out the bushes & suck me off while a dirty old man spanked his monkey outside me transit window.

And then I woke up ;D
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and then you woke up with your dog licking your bollox
 
Nisus said:
Bruce Willis said:
Me n me mates when I first passed me test went to the doggin sites with a siren and flashin light. Funniest thig ever watchin blokes run off with keks round their ankles. Looked like a group of penguins doin a sprint! ;D
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F uc kin ell Bruce I nearly spit me newky brown all over the cat when I read this!

:D :D
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Like the way you said NEARLY!
 
flat boy skim said:
Nisus said:
flat boy skim said:
Nisus said:
I'm into felching & munting ;D
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whos tried dogging for a laugh
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Well I've tried but everytime the once i went there was no f ecker on the car park I did the flashy lighty thing but nothing happened. I was hoping a naked big titted blonde would come running out the bushes & suck me off while a dirty old man spanked his monkey outside me transit window.

And then I woke up ;D
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and then you woke up with your dog licking your (french word)
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Not got a dog but I might get one now!
That dog licking thing does it matter if the dogs a male or would that make me a G**?
Think I'll get a bitch ;)
 
i think G** would be the last thing that sprung to the missus mind when she walks in and ur typing on here with the dog licking ur balls
 
bit of variety to spice up the love life.

who needs toys when u can have a dog

u wait, ull come home and the missus will be sitting there with the dog between her legs, stroking his head saying good boy
 
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