can you give me a price mate

[henry]

Gets the call can you give a price for 125m2 of mf ceilings and 500 m2 of dab and dot skim yer I can
I says can I have a have a look at the job err just need a price mate.

err feck off.

 

[owls]

i get them all the time,
how much to render this how much to render that,
do you have any plans or specs?no. do you have any pics you can email me?no.whats the substrate and what kind of render you looking at?not sure. hold on ill use my mindreading skills and get back to you.

 

[Fatarm]

Feckin time wasters

 

[Arti]

You need to be dynamo the magician in this game sometimes

 

[Crooksey]

Luckily I can pick/choose work with the way things are at the moment, so give them the old favourite "Dunno mate, my balls are hairy not made of crystal", its usually builders asking for quotes like this, so usually then get a laugh and site visit.

 

[rockhardsolidplastering]

Luckily I can pick/choose work with the way things are at the moment, so give them the old favourite "Dunno mate, my balls are hairy not made of crystal", its usually builders asking for quotes like this, so usually then get a laugh and site visit.

but you dont know what to do with some blown plaster :rolleyes)

 

[warriorupnorth]

Kid rung me at the begging of the week , sounded like a right chav, "i want me house pebbledashing how much will it be " how long is a peice of string was my response, he hung up on me , tosser ! Lol

 

[bubbles65]

Wonder if that's the same fella that rung me....."It'll take 27 bags of dash"

Really?:-0