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Well that's one parasite that won't ring back in a hurry. I wonder what time the Police will arrive?
"Hello?"
"I'm calling about the accident you were recently involved in."
{Switch to received English in Clipped tones.}
"Oh excellent! I need some help."
"That's what we do sir. We can provide a hire vehicle and legal support for your claim. You may be entitled to thousand sin compensation.
"That's very kind, but I don't need any of that. I just need some advice."
"We can provide legal advice and claims support. I just need to take some details."
"OK. The bodies are currently in my lock up. What's the best way to dispose of them?"
"Er. Did you say bodies?"
"Yes, bodies, from the 'accident'. I was thinking of using acid, but then I wondered if I should bury them but that'll take ages. So what about burning them? Will that remove DNA evidence?"
"Click. Brrrrrrr."
"Hello?"
"I'm calling about the accident you were recently involved in."
{Switch to received English in Clipped tones.}
"Oh excellent! I need some help."
"That's what we do sir. We can provide a hire vehicle and legal support for your claim. You may be entitled to thousand sin compensation.
"That's very kind, but I don't need any of that. I just need some advice."
"We can provide legal advice and claims support. I just need to take some details."
"OK. The bodies are currently in my lock up. What's the best way to dispose of them?"
"Er. Did you say bodies?"
"Yes, bodies, from the 'accident'. I was thinking of using acid, but then I wondered if I should bury them but that'll take ages. So what about burning them? Will that remove DNA evidence?"
"Click. Brrrrrrr."
