DIRTY TO CLEAN OVER NIGHT

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Nipped and got some new buckets on Saturday always cheers me up,then plonked all my trowel's in the bathtub last night with a couple of tubs of bicarbonate soda sprinkled on top and ready to rock tomorrow with me lean,clean trowelling machines...look brand new like me first day on the job.
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Thought it was worth a share for anyone who doesn't know it cleans all the crap off your trowels,you dirty gits.
 
So could you not think of something non work related for your lass to clean today ffs it is valentines day ya knaa :(
 
I tried to get rid of the cobwebs between her legs hence I'm sitting paralysed now on the sofa at the moment, should've cleaned me buckets...

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Nipped and got some new buckets on Saturday always cheers me up,then plonked all my trowel's in the bathtub last night with a couple of tubs of bicarbonate soda sprinkled on top and ready to rock tomorrow with me lean,clean trowelling machines...look brand new like me first day on the job.
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Thought it was worth a share for anyone who doesn't know it cleans all the crap off your trowels,you dirty gits.
Saw this trick very recently on a Youtube vid, works a treat, good tip that!!!(y)
 
Stopped using the sink though, oor lass wasn't too pleased. So I'm using one of her oven trays instead. No doubt she'll wrap it around my head later
 

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Do you know any tricks of something I can sprinkle over the mrs to turn her from clean to dirty overnight?
 
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Yes at the moment. Doing the odd small job myself. Just don't want to plaster this time of year. Am pissed off of it TBH.
Don't blame you, bet there's some road bowling about with big bets or hurling to keep you entertained

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Do you know any tricks of something I can sprinkle over the mrs to turn her from clean to dirty overnight?
Apparently a little Viagra works well on women too , makes their clitoratium harden and gets them horny as hell. No more than quarter a tab tho.


Oh and I'd Google this first, it might be utter bollix [emoji17]
 
Apparently a little Viagra works well on women too , makes their clitoratium harden and gets them horny as hell. No more than quarter a tab tho.


Oh and I'd Google this first, it might be utter bollix [emoji17]
Sounds like a good idea that I have the other three quaters of the tab....i wouldnt want it to go to waste....if nothing else I could at least self love myself into a frenzy.
 
Apparently a little Viagra works well on women too , makes their clitoratium harden and gets them horny as hell. No more than quarter a tab tho.


Oh and I'd Google this first, it might be utter bollix [emoji17]

Mate of mine (most of you will have seen him on telly ads)dropped half in his birds cider whilst she went for a slash in the pub in town, we were laughing & chatting & when she came back said what's happened to my drink??
There was froth spilling out of it like a scientific experiment gone wrong, about 3 foot of foam on the bar lol!!

Moral of story, just drop it in lager, or Guinness.


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