scottie5
Private Member
I came close today it was nearly a case of him or me. I was nearly topping myself by 9am.
So Domestic stuff i think the problem is the work is ok-ish I think it's just people, I don't think i likes em.
Theres not enough money in the world would make me tolerate joe public 5 days a week id be on permanent suicide watch.
today Started off ok, with the usual billix.
Fancy a brew?.
Yes.
How do you want it?.
Every hour on the hour, and dont butter my toast.
What?, why not ?.
Cause my bacon might slide off the end of it!.
Went downhill from there then he starts telling me how the neighbour's boys died of a heroin overdose I said well on a positive note I expect they'll no longer have to be eating their breakfast cereal with a fork!.
Then he brings out some of them nice biscuits which they're bloody not.
I said can you turn the heating down?.
Why?.
Cause the chocolate appears to have melted off these here biscuits.
Then farmer Palmer stands the babbling most of the day, not sure what like, cause I had to put my mp3 player on full blast in the end. But it sounded a lot like the insane ramblings of a madman.
just after lunch I said oi don't you have somewhere to be?.
No he said.
oh Fantastic you've already been to the cash point then well it'll save me driving you there in a bit.
He fcuks off out for a bit then mooches back in with an envelope "it's all there" he said.
Well thats good then cause if it wasn't it wouldnt be enough would it?.
ffs.
righto thanks a lot I'll call you when the next bits ready goes
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Yeah ok cheers thanks be seeing you then, (which I certainly won't be and if you want to speak to me your going to need to bloody shout cause I've already added your number to my phone's block list.
So Domestic stuff i think the problem is the work is ok-ish I think it's just people, I don't think i likes em.
Theres not enough money in the world would make me tolerate joe public 5 days a week id be on permanent suicide watch.
today Started off ok, with the usual billix.
Fancy a brew?.
Yes.
How do you want it?.
Every hour on the hour, and dont butter my toast.
What?, why not ?.
Cause my bacon might slide off the end of it!.
Went downhill from there then he starts telling me how the neighbour's boys died of a heroin overdose I said well on a positive note I expect they'll no longer have to be eating their breakfast cereal with a fork!.
Then he brings out some of them nice biscuits which they're bloody not.
I said can you turn the heating down?.
Why?.
Cause the chocolate appears to have melted off these here biscuits.
Then farmer Palmer stands the babbling most of the day, not sure what like, cause I had to put my mp3 player on full blast in the end. But it sounded a lot like the insane ramblings of a madman.
just after lunch I said oi don't you have somewhere to be?.
No he said.
oh Fantastic you've already been to the cash point then well it'll save me driving you there in a bit.
He fcuks off out for a bit then mooches back in with an envelope "it's all there" he said.
Well thats good then cause if it wasn't it wouldnt be enough would it?.
ffs.
righto thanks a lot I'll call you when the next bits ready goes
.Yeah ok cheers thanks be seeing you then, (which I certainly won't be and if you want to speak to me your going to need to bloody shout cause I've already added your number to my phone's block list.
