DuraFinish

[lurpak]

So customer made a really, really strange request.

"Can you skim the floor"

You want some self level down?

"No, plaster, I love the color and look of it and want it on the floor"

Erm, na it will probably crack

"Please, I'm only 8 stone and live alone"

Well, BG do a plaster called DuarFinish that's 60% stronger than normal plaster, I guess I could try that but can't guarantee it. Take the radiator off and I'll give it a go

@BritishGypsum will this be ok to walk on? Customer has been tip toeing around the edges and so far no cracks..

 

[vfr12]

Weird customer! No wonder he has the radiators n the middle of the room

 

[Formby plastering]

He's taking the piss I can see the coving upside down ceiling

 

[vfr12]

He's taking the piss I can see the coving upside down ceiling

You just ruined the thread ffs!

 

[Formby plastering]

You just ruined the thread ffs!

I was going to play along as well and say that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen

 

[vfr12]

All,the effort and idea the artex boy put on with ...... down the drain! You really thought at first he's done some liquid screening?

 

[Formby plastering]

It took a little bit of investigating at first he had me.. Then I though no f**k**g way there spotlights

 

[lurpak]

All,the effort and idea the artex boy put on with ...... down the drain! You really thought at first he's done some liquid screening?

screeding you polish sausage!

 

[vfr12]

screeding you polish sausage!

It is shyneee, kept moist most of the time

 

[lurpak]

It is shyneee, kept moist most of the time

u on the pop old man?

 

[vfr12]

u on the pop old man?

Never been young guns

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

I fell for it

You need a holiday Lurpak, you're getting lines in your spread

 

[lurpak]

I fell for it

You need a holiday Lurpak, you're getting lines in your spread

Flat as a nuns kipper me old fruit. just looks ugly at that point

 

[LarryTheDecorator]

Are you doing the walls too?

Flat as a nuns kipper me old fruit. just looks ugly at that point

 

[DTF interiors]

Hands up! I did fall for a minute, but I read the story first.