Ever been propositioned

[User________removed]

Chewing the fat last night with a mate of mine whos a plumber, and got talking about female customers !!

He was saying that many years ago whilst on the gas a young lad was propositioned by the customer, the result was he ran a mile and informed his boss, It turns out this was a regular thing that she did then used to cry rape (of a fashion) and get the work done for nowt ..

I personally have never been approached by a customer, probably think that i am out of their league :RpS_lol: and will be rejected Ha,ha. Any one ever had the come on if so how did you deal with it ????

AB

 

[richardbrown]

I have boned a few

 

[warriorupnorth]

I have boned a few

I don't think he means labourers Rich

 

[richardbrown]

oh right ....ignore my post then

 

[Pug]

Nah, never have, I'm an ugly fecker though. Old boy I worked with said it happened to him as a youngster, he said he broke into sweat, mummbled something and ran out of the house. Kicked himself ever since!

 

[kebab king]

Nisus mises did about 6 months ago.

 

[Nisus]

That's true, I'll be bringing up kebabs kid from the end of February

 

[warriorupnorth]

Only by Richard Brown always pesterin me :rolleyes)

 

[owls]

4 times maybe, without sounding like a big head.
twice i declined there offer,once i had a bunk up,[she was a cracker]while husband was away, and the other i actually ending up
dating for a few month,about 5 year since now tho, and while i was a single lad i hasen to add.
nowt recent tho, 29 now and have a long term mrs anyhow.

 

[ADS]

I'm too handsome to be a spread but have never had it happen(then most of my work over the years has been commercial so it would've meant ******* an ugly f**k*r from Bovis). Yet when I was working as a dive instructor I was propositioned on almost daily basis and could take my pick.
I used to say to them that they wouldn't give me a second look if it was back in the UK covered in plaster,I was assured they would though,I've been back 4 years and have been proved right.
I'm married now so don't care but just shows you how shallow they are.
Oh the wife was one of them and she looks at me like s**t now too.

 

[big ali]

i've had a male customer give me the eye, does that count.

 

[a.d.plastering]

never had any offers :huh: its a good job the wife would kill me & CUT MY NUTS OFF :RpS_scared:

 

[SPREADS]

Only ever happens to plumbers and electricians [lying fcuks] its called romancing,just like the lads of last of the summer wine,they create this fantasy that it has happened to them and they start to believe it really did,the mind is a serious piece of kit ,Anyway ive banged loads[not]

 

[Render Systems]

ha d a couple myself mate

 

[plaster man]

as warrior said labours dont count render or mabey the do

 

[owls]

by sounds of it,most lads round here must have ugly mugs

 

[tex it all]

years ago done all the ceilings for a sort ,she was 10 years older and said i could take her out one night ,yeah right spend what i earn on yeh.......on anouther job me boss left me for an hour or 2 the woman was mid 40s walked in the room in a night shirt took photos of me artexing her ceiling then stood there staring at me ,being a typical essex lad in the 80s i ran out to me van to hide till boss came back ..i always seemed to attract the older ladies

 

[Pug]

Many a good tune played on an old fiddle.

 

[irish_spread]

insurance job i did a few weeks ago, the bird (well early 50's) was drinking wine upstairs with her bloke came down when i was finished and was hugging me while squeezing my bollox with her back 2 her bloke. Kept banging on about going out for a beer some night but i bottled it :RpS_blushing: Got a BJ 2 years ago off this artist bird that used to make plaster cast models of tits n cocks, her bi fem partner watched :RpS_thumbsup:
Got a loads of shags years ago when i was a lot younger mainly on the 'graham park' estate in hendon (think its demolished now) where all the trades would share info on the gamey ones. While working on Essex town hall in chelmsford IN 1990 one of the secretarys gave me a gobble while i was standing on her desk fixing a foot through ceiling accident NICE :RpS_lol:

 

[ljm]

My mum used to work in county hall in Chelmsford:RpS_scared:

 

[barryed]

I banged a 89 year old customer the other week she was a real Gilf! Her fanny was mega hairy and she stunk of piss it was tremendous :RpS_thumbup:

 

[user_removed]

council tennants are the best, you get paid hourly rate while shagging.