Everything is alot clearer

[algeeman]

Being off the beer for a week my brain has suddenly sparked into life.
I have so many questions I need to answer....

Why am I skimming on shiit rates ??

Why does my local coop double their prices on a Friday evening ??

Why is there no smoke coming off the sun ??

I feel alive again

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Everything in moderation really makes sense sometimes.

Genuinely pleased for you, I’m quite fond of you Chris I’d like to think of you having a long healthy life with lots of grandkids

 

[John j]

Being off the beer for a week my brain has suddenly sparked into life.
I have so many questions I need to answer....

Why am I skimming on shiit rates ??

Why does my local coop double their prices on a Friday evening ??

Why is there no smoke coming off the sun ??

I feel alive again

I always wonder if when i look at sky and I say it's blue what if it's my green to someone else but everyones told its blue yet could all be seeing it in different colours...........m...drrrrrriiiiiinnnnnkkkkk

 

[DTF interiors]

Slow down! One thought at a time mate, otherwise you’ll be back on the beer in no time.

 

[lurpak]

Everything in moderation really makes sense sometimes.

Genuinely pleased for you, I’m quite fond of you Chris I’d like to think of you having a long healthy life with lots of grandkids

G**

 

[algeeman]

Everything in moderation really makes sense sometimes.

Genuinely pleased for you, I’m quite fond of you Chris I’d like to think of you having a long healthy life with lots of grandkids

I'm just fine young Jessica xx
Bit early for talks of grandkids

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I'm just fine young Jessica xx
Bit early for talks of grandkids

Well the amount of kids you have you’re going to end up with a s**t tonne! ... happy days!!

 

[lurpak]

Thinking of you alf

 

[ChrispyUK]

Good for you Algee.

My brain goes to shite most of the time when I'm drinking, was thinking of setting up the tpf sober club to curb mid week drinking. Weekends fair game as far as im concerned. Been working today, working tomorrow, but having a wine or three tonight

 

[The Hobo]

I'm just fine young Jessica xx
Bit early for talks of grandkids

Being off the beer for a week my brain has suddenly sparked into life.
I have so many questions I need to answer....

Why am I skimming on shiit rates ??

Why does my local coop double their prices on a Friday evening ??

Why is there no smoke coming off the sun ??

I feel alive again

well done pal and the missis of course like your bit about the sun

 

[essexandy]

Being off the beer for a week my brain has suddenly sparked into life.
I have so many questions I need to answer....

Why am I skimming on shiit rates ??

Why does my local coop double their prices on a Friday evening ??

Why is there no smoke coming off the sun ??

I feel alive again

A: Because you're a c**t.
B: Because they're c**ts.
C: Because it runs on smokeless
fuel you silly c**t.

 

[Deleted member 29624]

Being off the beer for a week my brain has suddenly sparked into life.
I have so many questions I need to answer....

Why am I skimming on shiit rates ??

Why does my local coop double their prices on a Friday evening ??

Why is there no smoke coming off the sun ??

I feel alive again

With the amount you skim you'd need to buy coke instead of beer if you were on good rates

 

[algeeman]

A: Because you're a c**t.
B: Because they're c**ts.
C: Because it runs on smokeless
fuel you silly c**t.

Your far too kind you c**t lol

 

[algeeman]

Thinking of you alf

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[essexandy]

Your far too kind you c**t lol

More importantly when is the nipper due?

 

[algeeman]

More importantly when is the nipper due?

Any day now mate.....a busy few weeks coming up.
Can't seem to get a day off work....nipper due 40th birthday Xmas....how did I get here Andy ???

 

[ChrispyUK]

Any day now mate.....a busy few weeks coming up.
Can't seem to get a day off work....nipper due 40th birthday Xmas....how did I get here Andy ???

That's a hard on to answer Algee mate x

 

[essexandy]

That's a hard on to answer Algee mate x

Fraudulent slip there Chris?

 

[essexandy]

Freudian

 

[ChrispyUK]

Fraudulent slip there Chris?

I'm kpmeted at mp Andy qpth what p can wrote.

I'm limited at mo with what I can write, but yes...of course

 

[ChrispyUK]

Screen smashed Andy. Last few weeks. Pita x

 

[essexandy]

I'm kpmeted at mp Andy qpth what p can wrote.

I'm limited at mo with what I can write, but yes...of course

Fpmsl.

 

[ChrispyUK]

It's only predictive text that's keeping me going. It's a lot of effort x

 

[ChrispyUK]

Algeemate is npq aitpmatpcally added tp my dpctopnaru

Algeemate has been automatically added to my dick

 

[Formby plastering]

More to the point KFC put there prices up for a zinger box meal just under 8 pound..
I done the same with my phone feel so much better for it.. I was getting snappy... I was definitely addicted.
Just made these for the monkeys won't last long