fairy tales

[algeeman]

just took kids to school
better get my work boots on now
got a busy day
I'm off to crash the economy

 

[algeeman]

@Stevieo you sneaky fuucking russian
I know what you were onto last night

 

[Stevieo]

@Stevieo you sneaky fuucking russian
I know what you were onto last night

Carlsberg

 

[essexandy]

I thought this was going to be about @ChrispyUK renovating his hovel. Very misleading title.

 

[zombie]

Sat in van staring at dashboard dont eant to get tools out thinking how did my life come to this!

 

[Cockney]

Sat in van staring at dashboard dont eant to get tools out thinking how did my life come to this!

Bloody Peasant, you of all people should know better!
Grafting weekends destroys the soul mate.

 

[essexandy]

Sat in van staring at dashboard dont eant to get tools out thinking how did my life come to this!

Go home and enjoy being with your family.
Personally I'm going fishing for a change.

 

[Cockney]

Go home and enjoy being with your family.
Personally I'm going fishing for a change.

 

[smoother09]

I’m sat in van must be #trending! Might send a tweet

 

[smoother09]

I’m sat in van must be #trending! Might send a tweet

Must add not working dogging but nobody showed up this Coronavirus spoiling my weekend!

 

[algeeman]

Sat in van staring at dashboard dont eant to get tools out thinking how did my life come to this!

I've just took an hour to clean the fuucking thing out


off to break into persimmon site to skip the kids old beds

 

[ChrispyUK]

Got no van to sit and stare at the dashboard.
Got no van to clean out!
Enjoy your van

 

[smoother09]

Got no van to sit and stare at the dashboard.
Got no van to clean out!
Enjoy your van

I heard if you ain’t got a van you’re not in the gang! Do you wannabe in my gang my gang?

 

[ChrispyUK]

I heard if you ain’t got a van you’re not in the gang! Do you wannabe in my gang my gang?

it’s sat outside the garage where it had its last rights read to it, so technically me old mate, I’ve still got a van, but I still don’t want to be in your gang as that’s a bit childish.
You can join my gang if you want though as it’s better

 

[essexandy]

it’s sat outside the garage where it had its last rights read to it, so technically me old mate, I’ve still got a van, but I still don’t want to be in your gang as that’s a bit childish.
You can join my gang if you want though as it’s better

Are we forming the 'Dead Van Gang'? Well ard.

 

[ChrispyUK]

Are we forming the 'Dead Van Gang'? Well ard.

now there’s an idea! Might start a thread. I always start the most interesting threads. World famous for my threads me

 

[essexandy]

Are we forming the 'Dead Van Gang'? Well ard.

@ChrispyUK first initiation test is to drink proper beer for the whole evening. You in?

 

[algeeman]

@zombie
mc Donald's girls

 

[ChrispyUK]

@ChrispyUK first initiation test is to drink proper beer for the whole evening. You in?

I do remember those nights Andy and think you’re right. Too much time spent with the demon recently. Can’t remember the last time I’ve had to drink 2 cups of coffee followed by 2 cups of tea and contemplating another just to get moving!

 

[essexandy]

@zombie
mc Donald's girls View attachment 55469View attachment 55470

They probably need to do a pregnancy test after you've looked at them Chris.

 

[Brimstone]

With snot sauce into the bag! Super special for the guys with a camera