First domestic job

Got asked by a builder mate to plaster a bedroom ceiling of oneof his friends. No probs...

Turns out his friend is one of my clients for my laser business so kinder know each other but had no idea i can spread a bit.

8am start for me is dam early but still I was there and started tacking the ceiling with my builder mate. Forgot about how much effort it is to dust sheet out and then piss about finding water and all that crap.

By 10 the ceiling is tacked and my guts pointed out it needed an escape. I knew the customer was going out so I kept the poo at bay but it all became too much and i had to go.

I made the rookie mistake of not flushing the first load away before the clean up operation began.

Yup you guessed it the f**k**g bog blocked... 25 minutes later I am elbow deep in shitty water with the builders screwdriver....

The rest of the day went ok but now i remember why i tried to avoid having a dump in a customers bog
 
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Got asked by a builder mate to plaster a bedroom ceiling of oneof his friends. No probs...

Turns out his friend is one of my clients for my laser business so kinder know each otjer but had no idea i can spread a bit.

8am start for me is dam early but still i was there and started tacking the ceiling with my builder mate. Forgot about how much effort it is to dust sheet out and then piss about finding water and all that crap.

By 10 the ceiling is tacked and my guts pointed out it needed an escape. I knew the customer was going out so i kept the poo at bay but it all became too much and i had to go.

I made the rookie mistake of not flushing the first load away before the clean up operation began.

Yup you guessed it the f**k**g bog blocked... 25 minutes later i am elbow deep in shitty water with the builders screwdriver....

The rest of the day went ok but now i remember why i tried to avoid having a dump in a customers bog
That’s you taught for stealing work from honest spreads instead of shining lasers into police helicopter pilots eyes
 
I like how you casually throw in...'my laser business'....
MY f**k**g LASER BUSINESS!!
 
I am sure if you have been told what fisting does to the rectum , you wouldn't have enjoyed it for so long :D
 
Got asked by a builder mate to plaster a bedroom ceiling of oneof his friends. No probs...

Turns out his friend is one of my clients for my laser business so kinder know each otjer but had no idea i can spread a bit.

8am start for me is dam early but still i was there and started tacking the ceiling with my builder mate. Forgot about how much effort it is to dust sheet out and then piss about finding water and all that crap.

By 10 the ceiling is tacked and my guts pointed out it needed an escape. I knew the customer was going out so i kept the poo at bay but it all became too much and i had to go.

I made the rookie mistake of not flushing the first load away before the clean up operation began.

Yup you guessed it the f**k**g bog blocked... 25 minutes later i am elbow deep in shitty water with the builders screwdriver....

The rest of the day went ok but now i remember why i tried to avoid having a dump in a customers bog
Nice one dan, but I’m intrigued now just to know how many tiles did you have to replace in the bog after the turn out made them spontaneously fall off?? Lol.
 
So how you feeling now Dan? ???
Not the shittingg escapade..
.I mean after a days proper man graft.....:p
8 am. ..that's like the middle of the night for you:rebotando:
 
So how you feeling now Dan? ???
Not the shittingg escapade..
.I mean after a days proper man graft.....:p
8 am. ..that's like the middle of the night for you:rebotando:

I am tired... got another early start tomorrow got to pick up my glass for the table at 0930 :D
 
Always pre flush Danny....you've forgotten so much:endesacuerdo:
 
This tale can Improve . Please please please say you were just about to flatten second coat but decided to go toilet
 
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