nickelarse
Private Member
yesterday, worked my nuts off to get done and get home at a decent time. was in the van by 5. soaked through as it was hammering down and had basically the whole van unloaded.
got home, got inside and thought iv left my lunch in the van so went out to get it with just the van zapper as its broken off the keys, and the door slammed behind me.
no wallet no keys no phone. missus is out.
so i decided to knock on neighbours door, he was out. so tried next house. an old couple, in there 70s. used there phone to call missus, phone was off. so they said i could sit there for a bit and try her in a while.
the bloke then comes in, and asks, do u drink, and gives me a glass of red wine. offers me food a couple of times, which i said no its fine.
he then comes out with sausage and chips. then he asks if i want trifle for pudding!
still cant get hold of missus so end up being shown photos of there old house and there boat. then help them do a crossword. eventually, over 3 hours later, missus gets home. gone 8oclock.
got home, got inside and thought iv left my lunch in the van so went out to get it with just the van zapper as its broken off the keys, and the door slammed behind me.
no wallet no keys no phone. missus is out.
so i decided to knock on neighbours door, he was out. so tried next house. an old couple, in there 70s. used there phone to call missus, phone was off. so they said i could sit there for a bit and try her in a while.
the bloke then comes in, and asks, do u drink, and gives me a glass of red wine. offers me food a couple of times, which i said no its fine.
he then comes out with sausage and chips. then he asks if i want trifle for pudding!
still cant get hold of missus so end up being shown photos of there old house and there boat. then help them do a crossword. eventually, over 3 hours later, missus gets home. gone 8oclock.
