being off work today i've spent all day looking at anything to do with plastering...or boobies. look what i found haha!
https://www.selfbuild.com/showthread.php?t=485
https://www.selfbuild.com/showthread.php?t=485
GO ON PHIPPSY!
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PhilPlaster
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Is says its a clean site. NO SMUT! No point going there then! ;Dsteve_cov_spread said:
kebab king
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He cant help being a t**t, its in his nature.
phippsy333
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I have to beg to differ.....
I and one of my very good friends did indeed try and take up bigbums offer to improve our speed and general skill in plastering, he was offering quite generously his EXPERT advise and presence for a measly £200 a day...I looked at such an offer ( this offer was to anyone not directed at me personally) and tried to grab it with both hands...so myself and friend rang up bigus bumus and asked whether he would like to join us in a bit of a plastering party.....i remeber telling big bum that we had a fair amount to do on this job and we could have adjacent rooms with very similar size ceiling hits and if mine was better than his and i finished quicker would i get his services for free.....funny to say bigbellybigbum actually declined our offer ...........in fact quoting
"phippsy you really are some kind of (french person), I hate you and you've made my life a misery ever since i talked and ridiculed you on ebuild, youve hacked into my website several times and ive banned you at least 6 times now...youve even posted G** porn onto my helpful pages of ukspreads which i have to say i had several personal moments with.....although you have taught me what distemper is and for that im forever in your debt, but theres no way im coming down south for you... to work on a job with you! you really are a (french person)" unquote
Truth be known there wasnt really ever a job... we were just gonna gaffa tape him to a wheelie chair , cut a bag of multifinish over his head ( his outrageously funny joke on his site..oh how we laughed) and film him for youtube....
cant believe he called me a (french person) tho......i thought that was really harsh of him...it really hurt my feelings.Ive had to have counciling ever since.
I and one of my very good friends did indeed try and take up bigbums offer to improve our speed and general skill in plastering, he was offering quite generously his EXPERT advise and presence for a measly £200 a day...I looked at such an offer ( this offer was to anyone not directed at me personally) and tried to grab it with both hands...so myself and friend rang up bigus bumus and asked whether he would like to join us in a bit of a plastering party.....i remeber telling big bum that we had a fair amount to do on this job and we could have adjacent rooms with very similar size ceiling hits and if mine was better than his and i finished quicker would i get his services for free.....funny to say bigbellybigbum actually declined our offer ...........in fact quoting
"phippsy you really are some kind of (french person), I hate you and you've made my life a misery ever since i talked and ridiculed you on ebuild, youve hacked into my website several times and ive banned you at least 6 times now...youve even posted G** porn onto my helpful pages of ukspreads which i have to say i had several personal moments with.....although you have taught me what distemper is and for that im forever in your debt, but theres no way im coming down south for you... to work on a job with you! you really are a (french person)" unquote
Truth be known there wasnt really ever a job... we were just gonna gaffa tape him to a wheelie chair , cut a bag of multifinish over his head ( his outrageously funny joke on his site..oh how we laughed) and film him for youtube....
cant believe he called me a (french person) tho......i thought that was really harsh of him...it really hurt my feelings.Ive had to have counciling ever since.
kebab king
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Justin , never minus karma from you matey,just look after my floor .
phippsy333
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john that would be a pleasure.....i take it you too would want that burnt black oak look?
kebab king
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Prefew that Mildew, damp smell.
spunky
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hmmmmmmmmmmm another strange going on :
https://www.ukspreads.co.uk/uksforum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=412&sid=eaf219356e4d3be991d0ee023ee40f58
https://www.ukspreads.co.uk/uksforum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=412&sid=eaf219356e4d3be991d0ee023ee40f58
kebab king
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I could`nt resist joining in.Lol.
spunky said:hmmmmmmmmmmm another strange going on :
https://www.ukspreads.co.uk/uksforum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=412&sid=eaf219356e4d3be991d0ee023ee40f58
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
nelly said:spunky said:hmmmmmmmmmmm another strange going on :
https://www.ukspreads.co.uk/uksforum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=412&sid=eaf219356e4d3be991d0ee023ee40f58
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And which one are you?
kebab king
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Well Nelly, Flyinny needs no test for having cuntsspurgis syndrome.
kebab king
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Yeah, Flynnyman.
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flynnyman said:
Just the fact your a totall fckit cant in general.
flynnyman said:nelly said:
You never did tell me what drew you to this conclusion
Autism, is described as a 'spectrum' ie - theres many degrees of it, you can have slight or harsh autism.
Like OCD some people wash their hands 34 times in a certain order, and in others it only manifests in small ways, like being unable opening a packet of crisps upside down, or when you put a book down on a table you naturally but irrationally allways leave it front side up.
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