help needed.

[wozy1971]

can anybody lend me a fiver? am skint. thanks in advance.:RpS_bored:

 

[bubbles65]

I've only got twenties and fifties, sorry :huh:

 

[warriorupnorth]

This is a Plasterers forum we do not deal in lesser currency, minimum £20 for lighting our cigars, go back to the Plumbers/Electricians forum

 

[flat boy skim]

i can lend you jjs wank mags if that helps?

 

[wozy1971]

just a laugh man am nee sparky or plumber :rolleyes)

 

[flat boy skim]

what the fuk are you then?

 

[wozy1971]

a spread like you bonny lad, just breaking the ice ya know

 

[warriorupnorth]

No time for frivolities in this section MARRA and if Danny catches you'll end up with a spanking, mind you so would spunky, tonym, fbs, nisus, etc etc etc and don't even get me started with the things that IRISHSPREAD will do to ya, enjoy the forum, welcome

 

[flat boy skim]

lol welcome mate

 

[wozy1971]

a been having a bit spy like ha, cheers pal.

 

[flat boy skim]

a been having a bit spy like ha, cheers pal.

what?

 

[wozy1971]

at the banter on here mate, good crack most of it.

 

[flat boy skim]

oh yes mate its good ,just be your self lol

 

[Jace]

cnt help with the fiver mate although these footbllers wages that us plasterers get has just allowed me to book a holiday

 

[wozy1971]

ya right there jr, a must be a sunday morning player lol

 

[irish_spread]

All right Marra. How long can you/I hold your breath for ?


I have bin bags, do you like oranges ?

 

[wozy1971]

sound mate, bet ya cant think of out that rhymes with orange.....?

 

[flat boy skim]

lozenge?syringe?

 

[flat boy skim]

next question!

 

[Jace]

ill give ya lozenge but syringe i cnt allow haha

 

[wozy1971]

good answer ha

 

[flat boy skim]

what rhymes with silver?

 

[wozy1971]

chilver

 

[flat boy skim]

no ,wilber lol

 

[Jace]

according to google dilver rhymes with silver and dilver means broken dildo

 

[flat boy skim]

i have got a DILVER then lol

 

[flat boy skim]

my dildo broke about 3 day ago ,i think the other half is still up jjs bum

 

[Jace]

jj leave it behind wen it broke???

 

[Jace]

ahh you beat me to it

 

[flat boy skim]

we got one of these now,got them through today from ebay,i think thay are newLink Removed:RpS_confused:

 

[Jace]

im gonna have a guess jj likes the black one

 

[flat boy skim]

he likes them both at the same time

 

[NPS]

what rhymes with vulver

 

[Runswithscissors]

Just had to read this link twice.... with tears in my eyes laughing....... How does it go from lending a fiver to dildos and vulvas..... LOL

Rhyming with Vulver = Dover ........ sometimes smells similar as well!

 

[wozy1971]

pleased am not doing a conservatory today, would lose about 5 stone.....