i laughed so hard a bit of wee nearly came out

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we were doing some dashing today. me my mate and a labourer. labourer has just turned 17. he was trying to act all macho and was giving it the, i only watch lesbo porn coz i dont wanna see any dicks etc.

so when he was on the top step of the ladder, just about to step onto the scaffold, with a bucket of muck in his hand, i pulled the ladder out vertical so he was stuck. so he was just hanging there like a lemon, and my mategot his nob out and started rubbing it on his hand he was holding the ladder with. he obviously got a bit upset about this but couldnt move and was sensible enough not to drop the bucket. i then lowered the ladder back towards the scaffold as my mate did his upmost to get his cock in the labourers face.

he then had a right strop and wouldnt speak to us for the rest of the day
 
;D ;D my old man told me about a lab they had years ago he was always giving it large so one day they pinned him down stripped him off gagged and tied him up to the lamp post out side the house in a busy posh part of bristol apparently he was crying but fairplay he came back to work the next day ;D
 
nick0412 said:
we were doing some dashing today. me my mate and a labourer. labourer has just turned 17. he was trying to act all macho and was giving it the, i only watch lesbo porn coz i dont wanna see any dicks etc.

so when he was on the top step of the ladder, just about to step onto the scaffold, with a bucket of muck in his hand, i pulled the ladder out vertical so he was stuck. so he was just hanging there like a lemon, and my mategot his nob out and started rubbing it on his hand he was holding the ladder with. he obviously got a bit upset about this but couldnt move and was sensible enough not to drop the bucket. i then lowered the ladder back towards the scaffold as my mate did his upmost to get his cock in the labourers face.

he then had a right strop and wouldnt speak to us for the rest of the day

:D :D
 
just shag his mum in the bum then show him the photos on you phone when you are having dinner, or if his mum isnt up for it then you could just do his dog or something.

as i have said before, this might not be the fastest way, and there are many ways to do this but this way will work :)

hope this helps
 
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