If you're thinking of competing on price ......

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..... you may need to come up with another plan. Mr Khan at Habib Builders has already thought of that one. o_O

BTW. I haven't altered a single letter of this except to remove the phone numbers. Just copied and pasted. So if you need some "slapping" doing in Birmingham you'll have to look on Gumtree for contact details. (y)

"Habib builders, are cheapest around your local area.

Services we provide.

Slapping,
Fencing,
Driveways,
Plastering work,
Garden .
Bricking work.
Painting.
Also able to do other work at gardens making back build shed from scratch rooms.
Roofing.
Chimney work.
Tile work- bathroom/ kitchen.
Floor tiles work.


Areas able to cover only,
Birmingham,

Small heath),
Alum rock,
Tyseley,
Stafford road,
Hall green,
Bordesley green,
Moseley,
Sparkhill,
And other areas .

Pls note : I don't drive / . Depends on local area .

Pls contact me for quotation. 0xxxxxxxxx/0xxxxxxxxx
Ask for mr khan.

I cant give prices over phone , I have to come give quotation. "
 
I think "Stafford Road" is actually Stratford Road given the areas he's listing. Then there's the "we" which turns into "I", but the clincher for me is "I don't drive".

I looked at a job last year which turned out to be a whole house's worth of re-do and rectification (I turned it down!). The woman was telling me that they'd chosen a 'builder' that had good feedback on Free Index o_O The plastering was sh1t, the kitchen falling apart, second fix carpentry all over the shop, paintwork looked like sandtex (walls and woodwork). She said that they got a bit worried when the plumber who was also the decorator and kitchen fitter turned up in a taxi. They asked if his van was broken and he said "No. That's my cab, I drive it at night." :ROFLMAO:

Birmingham. Chancer capital of Britain. :numberone:
 
Fook me its soul destroying looking at some of them Gumtree ads...one guy in Glasgow with 25yrs experience is punting his services for £95/day
 
The trouble is someone will actually use him and the end product if it gets that far will be shocking
 
Cornelius said:
I know some of those areas in Birmingham proper s**t holes.
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Birmingham, like any city really, is very stripey. Big posh houses, turn two corners and it's like the set of shameless. Google earth is the best thing ever invented for quoting. A quick look on there will determine if I go or not. That said, I don't get too many enquiries from the shallow end of the customer pond these days. (y)
 
I am not a racist....but making a snap decision from one look at the advert....I don't think that Mr.Khan has the ability to make Birmingham anything other than a shithole....has anyone got Dom Littleshite on speed dial??
 
Dropsalot said:
I am not a racist....but making a snap decision from one look at the advert....I don't think that Mr.Khan has the ability to make Birmingham anything other than a shithole....has anyone got Dom Littleshite on speed dial??
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He won't be working for the born and bred brummies anyway, it would all be within his own community.
 
Dropsalot said:
I am not a racist....but making a snap decision from one look at the advert....I don't think that Mr.Khan has the ability to make Birmingham anything other than a shithole....has anyone got Dom Littleshite on speed dial??
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You might want to try @Marshy as Dom is one of his favorite tv celebs
 
I'm confused, does he drive or not? Or he doesn't drive but will drive if it's local??
 
Dropsalot said:
I am not a racist....but making a snap decision from one look at the advert....I don't think that Mr.Khan has the ability to make Birmingham anything other than a shithole....has anyone got Dom Littleshite on speed dial??
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Is that possible to make it any worse :hola:
 
Prob the same guy the landlord sent round to do some repairs when I lived in Moseley many years ago.

Gas pipe needed uprating (at least that was noticed) so 'Mr Kahnt' came along with his masterpiece/plan to run it internally along the hall, through downstairs bathroom, outside, back inside and across the lounge ceiling and into the kitchen...all wrapped in yellow tape!! Yes Mr Kahnt...what an incredible solution when you could just run it around the side of the house using half the pipe and about 4 f**k**g elbows! Genius idea!! (y)
 
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