Hello, I'm a self employed plaster in Skipton. Always looking for more work if anyone is looking. Also saw a post about clay rendering with sounds like something I would like to learn more about.
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft begger!"
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