Is it just us ??

I told em last time they rang me about an accident id just shiit myself...she burst out laughing wispered something to her friend and never rang back.
 
Anyone else get a text at half 11 from upstairs saying "snacks" or is it just me ??

I get down in the morning and they just sit there looking at me waiting for me to get their breakfast, whilst I'm sorting the dog out, making beds, getting school bags and lunches ready, loading tools, feeding the cat. Lazy sh1ts.
 
I get down in the morning and they just sit there looking at me waiting for me to get their breakfast, whilst I'm sorting the dog out, making beds, getting school bags and lunches ready, loading tools, feeding the cat. Lazy sh1ts.

what does the wife do
 
Anyone else get a text at half 11 from upstairs saying "snacks" or is it just me ??

When Mike was 15 (he's 19 now) he sent a text from his room to Mrs Imago who was sat next to me on the sofa. She showed me the text "Mum, bring me up some crisps and coke please."

I went upstairs, opened the bedroom window and launched his phone up the garden. In a perfectly calm voice with no signs of anger I said "You can get the crisps and coke on the way back from clearing that broken phone off of the lawn."

No one has mentioned it in the four and a half years since, but there hasn't been any texting to people in the house since either. (y)
 
what does the wife do

She's at work by then to be fair can't blame her. She does the evenings hence why I'm plastering until late most eves, especially this morning when daughter was ill and had to detour to mother in laws, she starts complaining, can't find phone number of customer, dog fucks off up the road....get to work and a deaf woman comes up to me who is lost....couldn't make it up but actually happened.
 
When Mike was 15 (he's 19 now) he sent a text from his room to Mrs Imago who was sat next to me on the sofa. She showed me the text "Mum, bring me up some crisps and coke please."

I went upstairs, opened the bedroom window and launched his phone up the garden. In a perfectly calm voice with no signs of anger I said "You can get the crisps and coke on the way back from clearing that broken phone off of the lawn."

No one has mentioned it in the four and a half years since, but there hasn't been any texting to people in the house since either. (y)
Least he was asking for food and drink...f it was anyone off here it might have been " bring me another sock, this one's full!"....:D
 
When Mike was 15 (he's 19 now) he sent a text from his room to Mrs Imago who was sat next to me on the sofa. She showed me the text "Mum, bring me up some crisps and coke please."

I went upstairs, opened the bedroom window and launched his phone up the garden. In a perfectly calm voice with no signs of anger I said "You can get the crisps and coke on the way back from clearing that broken phone off of the lawn."

No one has mentioned it in the four and a half years since, but there hasn't been any texting to people in the house since either. (y)

now that is parenting
 
She's at work by then to be fair can't blame her. She does the evenings hence why I'm plastering until late most eves, especially this morning when daughter was ill and had to detour to mother in laws, she starts complaining, can't find phone number of customer, dog fucks off up the road....get to work and a deaf woman comes up to me who is lost....couldn't make it up but actually happened.

Ah fair enough :D

Once I posted it I thought hmmmmmm maybe there is a tragic story here :-\ thanksfully not :D
 
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