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just got accepted for college today 6 month plastering course woohoo lets see how hard it really is start january canny wait.

another one on his way !!!lol
 
he might be alright dot and dabbing his 6x6 bathroom and skimming his little ceiling with half a bag of finish but try doing it 5 days aweek 300 days a year day in day out the arsehole would know how hard it is then,by the way he must be shite a tiling if hes going on a coarse
 
So if plastering is a trade that somebody wants to get into how do they learn it? Don't tell me that they need to get a start with a plasterer and learn the trade because good spreads, and I mean good spreads, are strugling to find enough work to keep them going, never mind setting somebody on. At least they are going to train for 6 months and not 6 days.
 
'plastering is a trade that somebody wants to get into' and 'good spreads are struggling to find enough work to keep them going' don't really fit into the same sentence do they?
 
what does a 6 month coarse entail,does the person stay in college learning the practical and written aspects of it then jump straight in on site or somebodies house when its finished.Thats when you need an expieranced spread along side you to keep an eye on you ,to let you know where your going wrong and what your doing right,if i had one alongside me i would make sure he knew how to mix up, clean up, bead up, scrim up,before i would let him near a wall.
 
efc plastering said:
what does a 6 month coarse entail,does the person stay in college learning the practical and written aspects of it then jump straight in on site or somebodies house when its finished.Thats when you need an expieranced spread along side you to keep an eye on you ,to let you know where your going wrong and what your doing right,if i had one alongside me i would make sure he knew how to mix up, clean up, bead up, scrim up,before i would let him near a wall.
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Aye, and watch them like a handboar.. er.. hawk because it's your reputation on the line if they make a balls up. Which means your not giving your own work the attention required.
 
efc plastering said:
he might be alright dot and dabbing his 6x6 bathroom and skimming his little ceiling with half a bag of finish but try doing it 5 days aweek 300 days a year day in day out the arsehole would know how hard it is then,by the way he must be shite a tiling if hes going on a coarse
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you can tell the arsehole yourself mr hes arrived,nobody said it wasnt hard physically,ive seen plasterers at work and and some of the skills they possess,i do not want to work as a plasterer,just enough knowledge to sort my own walls out,end of!!!!! as for the 6 months (course) its basically aimed at school leavers,they get a progression award,that means the have passed all the assessments in the trade and can do the job including the mathematics and stuff that goes with plastering,i doubt very much half the plasterers out there can do that,then hopefully the youngsters can get a apprenticeship when they leave college yous all need to wind your necks in and encourage people joost sayin!!!!!
 
so youre doing a course so you dont have to pay a plasterer to straighten your walls out before you tile it? oh and half the plasterers out there who cant do the mathematics and stuff that go with plastering arent plasterers mr.
 
Gav4163 said:
you can tell the arsehole yourself mr hes arrived,nobody said it wasnt hard physically,ive seen plasterers at work and and some of the skills they possess,i do not want to work as a plasterer,just enough knowledge to sort my own walls out,end of!!!!! as for the 6 months (course) its basically aimed at school leavers,they get a progression award,that means the have passed all the assessments in the trade and can do the job including the mathematics and stuff that goes with plastering,i doubt very much half the plasterers out there can do that,then hopefully the youngsters can get a apprenticeship when they leave college yous all need to wind your necks in and encourage people joost sayin!!!!!
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A lot of lads think they can do this course then go into plastering full time that's where the tension comes from so get you're ******* facts right mr been there seen it and knows **** all before you start telling people to wind there necks in
 
efc plastering said:
so youre doing a course so you dont have to pay a plasterer to straighten your walls out before you tile it? oh and half the plasterers out there who cant do the mathematics and stuff that go with plastering arent plasterers mr.
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yass!!! youve got it in one,so thats what am sayin the college course provides gets you a svq intermediate level and proves the boys are academically able to be a plasterer,all units must be passed no pass no svq simples:RpS_love:
 
spunky said:
A lot of lads think they can do this course then go into plastering full time that's where the tension comes from so get you're ******* facts right mr been there seen it and knows **** all before you start telling people to wind there necks in
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couldnt agree with you more spunky
 
gooner59 said:
just got accepted for college today 6 month plastering course woohoo lets see how hard it really is start january canny wait.

another one on his way !!!lol
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am here gooner not for long tho they wont rip me apart,am not another one i do not endeavor to be a plasterer woop woop
 
Tiling used to be just a small part of what we had to learn when we were learning the plastering game, can't believe there's whole forums dedicated to it nowadays




























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well if your here now GAV !! lol you might as well stay woop poop, you my learn a thing or to and at least you can ask the real spreads any questions ,whether they give you an answer depends on them ...lol
 
gooner59 said:
well if your here now GAV !! lol you might as well stay woop poop, you my learn a thing or to and at least you can ask the real spreads any questions ,whether they give you an answer depends on them ...lol[/QUOTE

ack ok then lol al just have to ask you then
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Gav4163 said:
gooner59 said:
well if your here now GAV !! lol you might as well stay woop poop, you my learn a thing or to and at least you can ask the real spreads any questions ,whether they give you an answer depends on them ...lol[/QUOTE

ack ok then lol al just have to ask you then
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i love reading the banter on this forum ,only spreads can do it in this mad style ! it come's from spreading all day long ( to put up with the monotony ) you have to go with in-yourself and deeply think thing's through ,this in turn make you lose your marbles, a bit in some cases & a lot in others, but you will never know this suave as you will only ever do a few m2 but you can enjoy the more laid back approach to the forum ! a great place to come .....
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spunky said:
A lot of lads think they can do this course then go into plastering full time that's where the tension comes from so get you're ******* facts right mr been there seen it and knows **** all before you start telling people to wind there necks in
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Ure a **** SPUNKY and a F*****g bully!! If you was the great plasterer u THINK u are u wouldn't be on a forum designed to get tips off would u!! So u wind ure neck in for a change and stop the bullying over the Internet!!! Just coz u was bullied at school doesn't mean u can do it to others
 
I think you're wrong there Olib...it's a plasterers forum....not a DIY'er/chancer/courser forum.

It says it right at the top of this page.
 
well said boys! Anyone who thinks you can fasttrack a trade in plastering is misguided. Sure you can learn the fundamentals in a short space of time but getting this trade sussed takes miles and miles of trowel time. Ive met 20 and 30 year veterans who still learn the odd trick or improve an aspect of their work. Respect the advice of others newbies ,we are all learning til the day we die
 
Gav4163 said:
you can tell the arsehole yourself mr hes arrived,nobody said it wasnt hard physically,ive seen plasterers at work and and some of the skills they possess,i do not want to work as a plasterer,just enough knowledge to sort my own walls out,end of!!!!! as for the 6 months (course) its basically aimed at school leavers,they get a progression award,that means the have passed all the assessments in the trade and can do the job including the mathematics and stuff that goes with plastering,i doubt very much half the plasterers out there can do that,then hopefully the youngsters can get a apprenticeship when they leave college yous all need to wind your necks in and encourage people joost sayin!!!!!
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well your here now gav ?
What a coincidence. gooner gives us the heads up, then you appear? Welcome to a proper forum. Never mind that tilers forum pish
just got this off the tilersforum
 
efc plastering said:
what does a 6 month coarse entail,does the person stay in college learning the practical and written aspects of it then jump straight in on site or somebodies house when its finished.Thats when you need an expieranced spread along side you to keep an eye on you ,to let you know where your going wrong and what your doing right,if i had one alongside me i would make sure he knew how to mix up, clean up, bead up, scrim up,before i would let him near a wall.
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Dont forget tea up as well. :)
 
They should teach these guys how to price stuff, unbelievable the prices I have seen recently. I know for a fact some guys round here are working for £50 a day.
 
Olib92 said:
Ure a **** SPUNKY and a F*****g bully!! If you was the great plasterer u THINK u are u wouldn't be on a forum designed to get tips off would u!! So u wind ure neck in for a change and stop the bullying over the Internet!!! Just coz u was bullied at school doesn't mean u can do it to others
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I don't think his 'Y' and 'O' on his keyboard work!
 
I hope the rest are on there way too, or he's just dislexic funny as **** mind having an arguement with a dislexic bloke on a forum
 
When I went to school, there was no such thing as dyslexia. You were just thick as f***.
Bring back the dunces class and dunces hats.
 
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spunky said:
I hope the rest are on there way too, or he's just dislexic funny as **** mind having an arguement with a dislexic bloke on a forum
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Spunky did you mean 'dyslexic'? that's funny as f**k a dyslexic who can't spell taking the piss out of a dyslexic for not spelling something correctly. LOL
 
Dear Mr Tiler

I have looked at a job today which requires a liquid DPM and a latex over that will cover from 8 to 45 mm. I have found the Mira Xplan to be a good product to work with and has given us good results in the past. I was wondering if any one has laid this over a Thoro Seal or Vandex DPM, and if there are any likely compatability issues.

Yours

Mr Plasterer
 
spunky said:
I hope the rest are on there way too, or he's just dislexic funny as **** mind having an arguement with a dislexic bloke on a forum
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correction spunky it would be rest would be on (their)way go back to school thats y ur a plasterer ya fulkin clown goodbye all the decent.guys
 
mark ross said:
Dear Mr Tiler

I have looked at a job today which requires a liquid DPM and a latex over that will cover from 8 to 45 mm. I have found the Mira Xplan to be a good product to work with and has given us good results in the past. I was wondering if any one has laid this over a Thoro Seal or Vandex DPM, and if there are any likely compatability issues.

Yours

Mr Plasterer
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Go learn a real trade ya fukki clown any **** can dpread butter om toast Tt
 
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