Just to be clear.

[essexandy]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[Olican]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Prick

 

[lurpak]

So to summarise.

You’ll give it loads but won’t back it up.

Cheers

 

[algeeman]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

I've just pumped the kids bike tyres up
and threw them out into the world

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[ChrispyUK]

See what you've done @Gibbo!

Bitch

 

[Gibbo]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

I f**k**g will

 

[Complete]

I f**k**g will

 

[MakeItSmooth]

 

[ChrispyUK]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Can I borrow this?

 

[essexandy]

So to summarise.

You’ll give it loads but won’t back it up.

Cheers

No I actually love people taking the piss, being abusive to me and having a laugh at my expense.
I should all be tongue in cheek.

 

[Complete]

No I actually love people taking the piss, being abusive to me and having a laugh at my expense.
I should all be tongue in cheek.

I love being a c**t too, the worlds too serious

 

[essexandy]

Can I borrow this?

No f**k off and make up your own b*ll***s. f**k**g parasite.

 

[Gibbo]

I love people taking the piss but call me out I will f**k**g be there

 

[John j]

Fathas drunk .




Better call for a carvery next time your in leeds.








Fjcking pussy dwarf

 

[John j]

I f**k**g will

Except @Cockney1





Xxxxx

 

[ChrispyUK]

No f**k off and make up your own b*ll***s. f**k**g parasite.

 

[essexandy]

Fathas drunk .




Better call for a carvery next time your in leeds.








Fjcking pussy dwarf

I'm not drunk, I'm on my first Krankyburg.

 

[Tinytom]

I'm not drunk, I'm on my first Krankyburg.

Better than tyskie?

 

[Complete]

I love people taking the piss but call me out I will f**k**g be there

You’ll be sat in your house, limp cock in your hand, doing f**k all about anything anyone says to you on here you fat c**t

 

[Gibbo]

You’ll be sat in your house, limp cock in your hand, doing f**k all about anything anyone says to you on here you fat c**t

Fat not and would you like to try me on that

 

[JessThePlasterer]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Well that’s very disappointing Andrew. I’ve been sharpening my shanks, polishing my pistols and waxing my handbag for quite some time now in preparation.......... f**k it. Turd through the letterbox it is!

 

[essexandy]

Better than tyskie?

I've never tried that mate, is it good?
To be honest I prefer proper ale until the heat of the summer as a rule. Co-op low on stock and beggars can't be choosers.

 

[Gibbo]

My as

You’ll be sat in your house, limp cock in your hand, doing f**k all about anything anyone says to you on here you fat c**t

My address is is on here so feel free

 

[Tinytom]

I've never tried that mate, is it good?
To be honest I prefer proper ale until the heat of the summer as a rule. Co-op low on stock and beggars can't be choosers.

Yeah it’s polish larger, it was the only thing I could get from Tesco’s a few weeks ago, it’s like rocket fuel. Pisses all over Stella if you ask me

 

[ChrispyUK]

Cant beat a good Friday night on TPF.

 

[Complete]

Fat not and would you like to try me on that

You are fat and yea I’ll try ya

 

[Complete]

My as

My address is is on here so feel free

What’s that got to do with anything

 

[MakeItSmooth]

No one's gonna be fighting anyone, what with everyone self-isolating.

I suggest kicking back and relaxing, and making the most of the downtime.

And if you can't do that...

 

[essexandy]

Yeah it’s polish larger, it was the only thing I could get from Tesco’s a few weeks ago, it’s like rocket fuel. Pisses all over Stella if you ask me

I used to drink Special Brew and Holstein Export years ago but I'm not into any strong nowadays. Well apart from port. Ummm.

 

[JessThePlasterer]

Polish lagers good! I can vouch.

 

[John j]

I used to drink Special Brew and Holstein Export years ago but I'm not into any strong nowadays. Well apart from port. Ummm.

Try pravha . Cant remember which tramp suggested it

 

[Olican]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or as I have done in the past met men for discreet mutual masterbation

Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence unless it's mutual and leads to full intercourse , (felching to be agreed prior)

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy male company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Nice to hear an honest post in here

 

[Mouldyoldspudgun]

I will 100% be abusive to many of you.
I will act like a complete cock in some of your options.

I will 100% not be meeting you at a bus stop, or......
Traveling to your home....
Or sending the boys round....
For any kind of dust up or to stab you or any other form of violence.

I'm here to chill, enjoy the banter and to enjoy your company.

Is that clear? Good. Now f**k off back to the other threads.

Suppose fire bombing Southend’s B and Qs is out of the question then