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Mike googlebottom

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I raise you my bacon and sausage butty made by customer...
 

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should of knocked it off the bill mate....


I know I would of :love:

I shagged a customer once, years ago.

Tidy. Divorced.

She came back and asked if I'd paint her bathroom wall for an I****n and a bottle of wine.

I knew what she meant.

Finished the I****n and made my move.

Result.

Only thing was that apparently it was a fairly regular thing to see tradesmen staggering out of her house on a morning.

I got cougared. It was f**k**g ace.
 
I shagged a customer once, years ago.

Tidy. Divorced.

She came back and asked if I'd paint her bathroom wall for an I****n and a bottle of wine.

I knew what she meant.

Finished the I****n and made my move.

Result.

Only thing was that apparently it was a fairly regular thing to see tradesmen staggering out of her house on a morning.

I got cougared. It was f**k**g ace.
Did ye still get paid
 
They rarely look like this, I'd rather the money most of the time, why have mutton when you can have steak !
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I shagged a customer once, years ago.

Tidy. Divorced.

She came back and asked if I'd paint her bathroom wall for an I****n and a bottle of wine.

I knew what she meant.

Finished the I****n and made my move.

Result.

Only thing was that apparently it was a fairly regular thing to see tradesmen staggering out of her house on a morning.

I got cougared. It was f**k**g ace.
Lucky f**k*r
 
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