I'm banned from vanilla for lifeNi said she'll get you into G** world next time you wanna go!
lol only kidding
Lidl's at it again
- Thread starter Natwasere
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lol only kidding
Pagey
Private Member
Went in Aldi the other day to see how poor people select their food as you all know I get a Harrods or fortnum & mason delivery to my servants, just for a wander and a while back I brought a kids garden shovel but it had a long handle and a proper metal spade bit and I now use to get Plaster out of tubs or render out a bath or wheelbarrow and that time I see the tote things on wheels and I knew I should of brought one as even if I didn’t use everyday it would be handy on jobs where I needed to shift gear around as I go but I couldn’t see them anywhere hope they sell them again cos I’m Defo gonna get one, but to fill by disappointment I got a log splitter and a long reach hedge pruner not bad considering I live on the 12th of a block of flats
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
Harrods? What's up, can you not afford to go to a proper butcher?
Or is it just that you're too stupid to cook meat that doesn't have microwave instructions on the box?
Pagey
Private Member
Pfft why cook for myself when I don’t need to just cos you live in your bedsit above a kebab shop having a cheeky tug over marshy profile pic you decide to try and insult me but alas I have thick skin and nothing really bothers me especially from an ex cook in army and a truck driver, I’m going to let this slide purely for your benefit
Love
Pagey
Stevieo
Royal Spin Doctor
I didn't try to insult you. I just asked if you were too stupid to work a frying pan.
If I want to insult you, I'll make you my dancing monkey in a few key strokes and no mistake.
Pagey
Private Member
I like this flirting sort of gets me going,I can’t upset you as I find you amusing