little b*****d

[scott]

got a call from the police couple of weeks ago askin if i was willin to give them a statement concernin the theft of a digital camera n mobile fone from a customers house. crack is a was workin with a bloke us plasterin n a young lad mixin for us. got to dinner time n we went to the shop for some grub n left the youngin in the house to tidy up but instead of tidyin up hes helped himself to the coustomers things so a dont think theres much chance of him becomin a plasterer anymore youngins these days :

 

[christ]

just cant get the staff these days ;D

 

[bigsegs]

when i used to fit windows wed work as 2 men gangs...council estates etc..
there was this bloke called john smith (really)..absolute legend....
he were a f'cker though...youd be ripping out upstairs in your house, he'd be over the road...
he'd come over to yours, have a really wet shite down your customers bog, clean his teeth with their toothbrush (amongst other things) then come in the bedroom where your rippin out, grab the womans best perfume, tip it all over you and bugger off back to his own [email protected] im gonna get a cup of coffee on that one!!!

 

[MrSpoon85]

some c***s about

 

[Roofer2plasterer]

Fekin Chavs! Is there anyone under twenty now days who dosn't wear tracky pants tucked in his socks with rockports on and a reebok cap with the peak up like a jockey! Look on the bright side though mate.......He didn't stap anyone, ........Yet!