Looking to have your home rendered

[Ftp321]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

 

[themucky1]

I agree with everything except the machine part, I know a blagger who can’t spread so bought a second hand ritmo to enable him to work and blag that he’s been at it years to his victims/customers

 

[essexandy]

I agree with everything except the machine part, I know a blagger who can’t spread so bought a second hand ritmo to enable him to work and blag that he’s been at it years to his victims/customers

Yes but I'm going to sell the Ritmo now.

 

[Groove37]

I will buy it @essexandy give this machine stuff a blast can’t be that difficult

 

[zombie]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

Amen

 

[Ftp321]

Amen

I remember you saying right at the beginning we are gonna see lots of this

 

[Olican]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

Agree apart from the machine part, no a prerequisite for quality

 

[carys]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

Machine jobs look s**t to old school work

 

[Ftp321]

Agree apart from the machine part, no a prerequisite for quality

Reason for that is because it cuts out plastering firms that are part-time renderers,
Dedicated rendering firms that are 100% render will do a better job and will be invested in machines,

 

[Ftp321]

Machine jobs look s**t to old school work

I would love to see a sand and cement job look as good as a thin coat job

 

[Olican]

Nonsense, Sand cement is king. Everything else is over priced tosh

 

[Ftp321]

Nonsense, Sand cement is king. Everything else is over priced tosh

I'm more than happy for everybody to think that way

 

[carys]

Nonsense, Sand cement is king. Everything else is over priced tosh

Exactly m8 priced a lime job for materials from bags £4200 old school way 5tons sand 2 o gravel 2 sharp 30 bags hydrolic lime around 500 pounds

 

[carys]

Nonsense, Sand cement is king. Everything else is over priced tosh

Do you do much lime work?

 

[Ftp321]

 

[CrOmWeLl DaMp PrOoFiNg]

I agree with everything except the machine part, I know a blagger who can’t spread so bought a second hand ritmo to enable him to work and blag that he’s been at it years to his victims/customers

Yes but he manages to blag as you said...….until a proper spred like me sees it and tells them.
There is no amount of blagging can get you a finish like a qualified professional

 

[CrOmWeLl DaMp PrOoFiNg]

I will buy it @essexandy give this machine stuff a blast can’t be that difficult

Its a piece of pi@~ mate to use. like flying an aircraft. just teach yourself pal

 

[smoother09]

Il remember to take some pictures of so called mono dons tomorrow I pulled a job to pieces the other day alas I’m not popular with the other spread he wouldn’t walk down the drive because I was there but fick him tosser!

 

[Chris W]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

i dont use a machine? you telling me im s**t at my job? not that id bother my arse cos im busy as fuk anyway but seriously??? do you actually think at your obviously very young and inexperienced age I cant rock up, completely refurbish your entire house, do everything besides the part p and the gassafe single handedly and do a much better job than most people? go have a word...

 

[Ftp321]

i dont use a machine? you telling me im s**t at my job? not that id bother my arse cos im busy as fuk anyway but seriously??? do you actually think at your obviously very young and inexperienced age I cant rock up, completely refurbish your entire house, do everything besides the part p and the gassafe single handedly and do a much better job than most people? go have a word...

What the f**k you on about!!
I'm taking modern render let's see your 50+ metre monocouche gables done by hand in this heat,
I'm a 39 been rendering for 23 years
You f**k**g old cock sucker

 

[Stevieo]

What the f**k you on about!!
I'm taking modern render let's see your 50+ metre monocouche gables done by hand in this heat,
I'm a 39 been rendering for 23 years
You f**k**g old cock sucker

Ooh. Is it Friday already?

 

[zombie]

Professional rendering outfits use machines its 2020 ffs!

Thread closed!

 

[smoother09]

What the f**k you on about!!
I'm taking modern render let's see your 50+ metre monocouche gables done by hand in this heat,
I'm a 39 been rendering for 23 years
You f**k**g old cock sucker

Think you’re a sound guy Tom but there’s plenty can lay on without a machine! If the gears setup right I don’t need a rimto I just need 2 labs on the ball

 

[Ftp321]

Ooh. Is it Friday already?

Alright Steve dinner looks nice

 

[zombie]

Think you’re a sound guy Tom but there’s plenty can lay on without a machine! If the gears setup right I don’t need a rimto I just need 2 labs on the ball

Like saying dont need a mixer when you can use a stick!

 

[Simon85]

Nah you don't need a machine to render. And proper rubbed up house or dashed with window bands, projective base and corner bands looks nicer to me than that thin coat stuff in my opinion.

 

[smoother09]

Like saying dont need a mixer when you can use a stick!

Not taking away the advantage of a machine just not agreeing people can’t do it without! Alas it’s tougher on the body but there’s still a hell of a lot of good spreads that do!

 

[Simon85]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

Also on the point of til his thread, by the time said customers see this, it will probably be too late for most tend to come on after it been ballsed up

 

[Ftp321]

People are missing the point of the thread,
I posted it because one after another bad monocouche jobs are popping up,
I've handballed loads myself over the years
If you're on a large area applying monocouche in this heat by hand you're knocking new batches up it's going off
You're applying stopping ruling off before it pulls in too much starting again repeating the process you're not gonna get a flat wall you're going to get halos scaffold drop lines,

 

[smoother09]

Use a local reputable business,
That's an approved applicator,
That machine applies
That can give you references and addresses in your local area to jobs that are completed,
Don't try and get it done on the cheap,

If your job doesn't meet the criteria it's going to look s**t

I know of a team of so called approved applicators I’m actually there tomorrow picking up there shite as a favour! I won’t name n shame put I will upload some pics of how they got on! And put my work up aswell never done a coarse for thin coat in my life but know the difference between right n ablsolute shite!

 

[Brimstone]

Last guide point, irrespective of machine or not, actually go and see their work, not just one job, several. Preferably some like yourn.

 

[Brimstone]

And I know f-all about this modern mono-cushty stuff.

 

[FreeD]

People are missing the point of the thread,
I posted it because one after another bad monocouche jobs are popping up,
I've handballed loads myself over the years
If you're on a large area applying monocouche in this heat by hand you're knocking new batches up it's going off
You're applying stopping ruling off before it pulls in too much starting again repeating the process you're not gonna get a flat wall you're going to get halos scaffold drop lines,

If you are layingon by hand you would be better off laying on Fassacouche...scratch then top or in 2 passes the second pass arpund 5pm scrape back 6 am.

 

[Ftp321]

I know of a team of so called approved applicators I’m actually there tomorrow picking up there shite as a favour! I won’t name n shame put I will upload some pics of how they got on! And put my work up aswell never done a coarse for thin coat in my life but know the difference between right n ablsolute shite!

I no of several large nationwide Green deal approved, product approved companies that's work is dog shite there out there

 

[essexandy]

Reason for that is because it cuts out plastering firms that are part-time renderers,
Dedicated rendering firms that are 100% render will do a better job and will be invested in machines,

I can't disagree strongly enough about that comment.
I've seen plenty of dodgy rendering done by out and out rendering firms, and plenty of great rendering done by traditional plasterers.