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tapit

tapit

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Any one found anything interesting in nooks and crannies while working?
I ripped out some boxing in the other day and found a boxed digital micrometer, changed battery and works.
also old cigarette card if anyone needs it to complete collection.
 
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When I was a labourer we was working on a large house opposite a pub that the landlord's of the pub owned and had passed away so working for the new occupies throughout the job my two bosses found £32,000 must have been takings from the pub, when I started to get frustrated because I wanted a cut they told me they had planted it all there to wind me up, I said f*** off who would go to those lengths to wind me up, they said they had got the cash to change into new 20s from the old ones with someone they know from the bank, some of the bundles was even wrapped up in old musty newspaper with dates over 10 years old there was about 10 grand in an old cadbury's biscuit tin, I can remember the floorboards coming up seeing a large parcel under the floor my gaffer f****** dived for it and was getting electrocuted by buy the shower cable, they didn't give me for f**k all
 
Tom81 said:
When I was a labourer we was working on a large house opposite a pub that the landlord's of the pub owned and had passed away so working for the new occupies throughout the job my two bosses found £32,000 must have been takings from the pub, when I started to get frustrated because I wanted a cut they told me they had planted it all there to wind me up, I said f*** off who would go to those lengths to wind me up, they said they had got the cash to change into new 20s from the old ones with someone they know from the bank, some of the bundles was even wrapped up in old musty newspaper with dates over 10 years old there was about 10 grand in an old cadbury's biscuit tin, I can remember the floorboards coming up seeing a large parcel under the floor my gaffer f****** dived for it and was getting electrocuted by buy the shower cable, they didn't give me for f**k all
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How did you know how much was there
 
They was counting it out in one of the bedrooms in front of me, they told me that they would buy me a motorbike out of the cut,
Obviously to keep me sweet till they had thought of a plan, they even went to the builders merchants and said don't get rummaging for money you'll get your cut,
I could see floorboards that had been got up before for but didn't touch them as I trusted the bastards
 
Tom81 said:
They was counting it out in one of the bedrooms in front of me, they told me that they would buy me a motorbike out of the cut,
Obviously to keep me sweet till they had thought of a plan, they even went to the builders merchants and said don't get rummaging for money you'll get your cut,
I could see floorboards that had been got up before for but didn't touch them as I trusted the bastards
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It may have been cursed like the booty in tutankhamun tomb. (HELLO BUTTY)
 
Tom81 said:
When I was a labourer we was working on a large house opposite a pub that the landlord's of the pub owned and had passed away so working for the new occupies throughout the job my two bosses found £32,000 must have been takings from the pub, when I started to get frustrated because I wanted a cut they told me they had planted it all there to wind me up, I said f*** off who would go to those lengths to wind me up, they said they had got the cash to change into new 20s from the old ones with someone they know from the bank, some of the bundles was even wrapped up in old musty newspaper with dates over 10 years old there was about 10 grand in an old cadbury's biscuit tin, I can remember the floorboards coming up seeing a large parcel under the floor my gaffer f****** dived for it and was getting electrocuted by buy the shower cable, they didn't give me for f**k all
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s**t being a downtrodden labourer isn't it.

We got a big tip once for a topping off party.

I was 16. The joiners went and drank it and I got f**k all.
 
Found a g1 transformer down back of a radiator. Heat sticker still worked. It's in lads car.box now
 
found behind bath panel in hotel, i think it may be the hobos, he must have kept the rum.
 
tapit said:
yes mate, and f**k it in the bin.
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They will be scratching their head wondering what the f*** is used for, Google it finding the tappet tape on the plasterers forum, that's gotta give you some pleasure knowing what an entertaining read they will be in for
 
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