Lyrics That Stick.

roryston

roryston

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I'm guessing most of us do this, hear a song and make our own lyrics to it that seem to stick.

Theres the obvious plasterers one

Lionel Richie - oh what a feeling (when were plastering a ceiling)

Two that I use quite often

Tracy Chapman - fast car.

The bit where he says "he got a fast car" I replace with "he gotta 5 inch cock"

One direction - whole lot of history

The bit were they say "you and me got a whole Lotta history"
I replace with "you and me got a whole Lotta Easter eggs"

Any others out there ?
 
hahahahahahahahahaha Yup I do it alll the time... I take great pleasure in finding a song the wife loves then destroying it :D
 
remember going to see chubby brown and he used the the streets song "dry your eyes mate"
His version "wash your arse mate" you had to be there to appreciate it but still tickles me to this day.sometimes sing it when it's not on but don't know rest of words so repeat that one bit!lol
 
Many a song lyric has been changed to sing about the love of rollys and coffee, or roffee, as its more affectionately known.
 
And I find it kinda funny
I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying
Are the best I've ever had

hello darkness my old friens
I've come to talk with you again

Both really good lyrivs
 
That prince song I can't remember the name of it but he making a noise and I was convinced for ages it was a vibrator
 
Oasis 'don't look back in anger'
Always change the 1st line to 'slip inside your wife from behind'

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Jason Derulo 'want you to want me'
Again 1st line 'so hard to sleep, I've had the shits on the floor'

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