nearly collapsed yesterday

[S a plastering]

a builder gave me some cash upfront to do a small job haha

 

[Deleted member 23452]

You're being groomed.

 

[theclemo]

For sure

 

[Cockney]

That's very rare mate!!...... Did he give you a little tap on the arse at the same time as handing the dough over?

 

[choppa]

a builder gave me some cash upfront to do a small job haha

Any proof?! I struggle to get paid when I finish jobs let alone cash before hand!

 

[Rossi46]

No reply! Maybe Ste's been locked up in the builders s*x dungeon

 

[Pagey]

I've got no chance of being groomed normally I get paid not to stick around

 

[Vincey]

Did you check the Notes were real @madmonk ? Not fakes are they ?

 

[S a plastering]

come to think of it he did sort of stroke my hand when he handed it over!!!

or he was trying to snatch the f**k*r back haha

 

[danny]

was it real money?

 

[Vincey]

come to think of it he did sort of stroke my hand when he handed it over!!!

or he was trying to snatch the f**k*r back haha

They always get us back mate, one time I stuck a friar off my scrim tape all the way down the side of a builders new red van , it looked like someone had keyed all down the side of it, he was working out the back , when I heard him coming in I shouted out the bedroom window towards the front of the house where his van was "Ohh you little ginger w**k*r" then ran as fast as I could downstairs through the front door and down the street, lol when I came back builder said "wtf happened?" I said "sorry mate some kid keyed your van up , I tried to get him but sorry he got away ", lol he was nearly in tears looking at the scrim fake scratch, lol then he went mad when I said it was a joke and pulled scrim off

Anyways about a good 3 months later driving in my van was thinking to myself f**k me I got to clean my van cab out it f**k**g stinks, the smell was like rotting food or something, was thinking I must have a macdonalds burger or something trapped down the back of my seats , f**k me man I cleared everything under neath seats then seen like a towel all wrapped up it f**k**g stunk when I moved it, opened it up and it was full of dog s**t , lol the builder had put it there just before I left his job lol