nearly collapsed yesterday

That's very rare mate!!...... Did he give you a little tap on the arse at the same time as handing the dough over?:p
 
come to think of it he did sort of stroke my hand when he handed it over!!!

or he was trying to snatch the f**k*r back haha
 
madmonk said:
come to think of it he did sort of stroke my hand when he handed it over!!!

or he was trying to snatch the f**k*r back haha
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They always get us back mate, one time I stuck a friar off my scrim tape all the way down the side of a builders new red van , it looked like someone had keyed all down the side of it, he was working out the back , when I heard him coming in I shouted out the bedroom window towards the front of the house where his van was "Ohh you little ginger w**k*r" then ran as fast as I could downstairs through the front door and down the street, lol when I came back builder said "wtf happened?" I said "sorry mate some kid keyed your van up , I tried to get him but sorry he got away ", lol he was nearly in tears looking at the scrim fake scratch, lol then he went mad when I said it was a joke and pulled scrim off :risas:

Anyways about a good 3 months later driving in my van was thinking to myself f**k me I got to clean my van cab out it f**k**g stinks, the smell was like rotting food or something, was thinking I must have a macdonalds burger or something trapped down the back of my seats , f**k me man I cleared everything under neath seats then seen like a towel all wrapped up it f**k**g stunk when I moved it, opened it up and it was full of dog s**t , lol the builder had put it there just before I left his job lol
 
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