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Danny
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Give him a break as he is new to this.
The big question is, what is the "this" that he's new to?
Clearly not 'being vague'
A.plasterer
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My Mrs likes a good spoon but it often leads to a good fork.
Olican
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Think my missus has become allergic to my cock [emoji26]My Mrs likes a good spoon but it often leads to a good fork.
A.plasterer
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Hmmmm try yer ram
theclemo
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Am not alone so.
Olican
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Was pestering her for a bump the other night, tried all my tricks; prodding her in the leg with a limp-on, trying to get the smell of my sack on my hand then tickling her nose, nothing not even a stroke so I got a bit more forceful then she says "for gods sake if you need it that bad go and have a wank in the downstairs loo"
"I had a sh1t in there 15 minutes ago!!"
"well hold your FUKCING nose then"!!!!
God I wish I made that up [emoji26]
zolco
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A.plasterer
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Chuck an "E" in her cornflakes .
A.plasterer
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You may have to dance to daytime tv with her for a bit mind 
A.plasterer
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Feck that unless there's a medical issue I couldn't be in a sexless relationship I'd be moving on 
Olican
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Feck that unless there's a medical issue I couldn't be in a sexless relationship I'd be moving on
Had it 2 and a half times this year, feel like I'm doing time [emoji26]
A.plasterer
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Half lol
A.plasterer
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Feck me who are you with hatty jakes?She just goes pull my nighty down when your finished
A.plasterer
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bobspread
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I'm available as long as there's no plastering involved
Danny
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Pagey
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I be honest she on me more than me on her she could suck chrome off an exhaust pipe but always when I don't fancy it I'm only 32 and she 35 so she peaking while I've already peaked lol they say though once kids have gone it gets better but mine are 8 and 18 months old long time to go yet,bonus is she can't see what I'm writing on here lol
Pagey
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My Mrs would call you s*x mad
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My mrs wants it all the time as wants another baby but im too knackered, after throwing goo at the wall all day im asleep on the sofa by 9.30 most nights
beader
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Is being ugly a medical condition?Feck that unless there's a medical issue I couldn't be in a sexless relationship I'd be moving on
A.plasterer
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Looking around I have no doubt this is not an issue
Whoops you sent them to me I will pass them on
@theplasterman that must of been meant for you lol