New years revoultions

algeeman

algeeman

It’s A Boy
Im thinking about being G** next year ....these females i live with are doing my fuucking head in.
Any tips on how to become G** ??
 
Guy goes into a toilet...sign on door says 'beware of homosexuals'!
Goes in, goes over to urinals, takes a piss, looks up, sign says, 'beware of homosexuals'!
Anyway, finishes, washes his hands and on way out, notices a sign on the skirting board. Bends over to take a look and it says 'you've been warned twice'!
 
Chrispy33uk said:
Guy goes into a toilet...sign on door says 'beware of homosexuals'!
Goes in, goes over to urinals, takes a piss, looks up, sign says, 'beware of homosexuals'!
Anyway, finishes, washes his hands and on way out, notices a sign on the skirting board. Bends over to take a look and it says 'you've been warned twice'!
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Sounds like a barrel of laughs in your gaff !!
 
There is G** section on the forum for this kinda thing.....
It was really helpfull when I was a G** man...(y)
 
All jokes aside, has anyone ever worked with a G** Plasterer or seen one on site. Not that there's anything wrong with someone who's G**, just as long as they don't try it on with me, I have no problem with them. Just I've never seen one on site ever! One thing I do disk-like is the pansey gays who carry-on like women. They can stick their cockle wherever they like as long as it doesn't go near kids, I have no problem with them dressing whatever way they want but when they walk, talk and wave their hands around like a pansey and smoke a cigarette like an eejit, it's very eerritating!
 
Nice guitar that @Vincey! Have you still got it I bet it's worth a fortune?!
I'm not sure about the bed sheets on that video. Were they hung out because they'd been abused by Andy?
 
hail hail said:
All jokes aside, has anyone ever worked with a G** Plasterer or seen one on site. Not that there's anything wrong with someone who's G**, just as long as they don't try it on with me, I have no problem with them. Just I've never seen one on site ever! One thing I do disk-like is the pansey gays who carry-on like women. They can stick their cockle wherever they like as long as it doesn't go near kids, I have no problem with them dressing whatever way they want but when they walk, talk and wave their hands around like a pansey and smoke a cigarette like an eejit, it's very eerritating!
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Out of interest what does a G** plasterer look like ?

No doubt a selfie will soon appear lol
 
gps said:
Out of interest what does a G** plasterer look like ?

No doubt a selfie will soon appear lol
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They where pink overalls and bend over seductively as they're trowelling up the lower half of the wall....probably
 
hail hail said:
All jokes aside, has anyone ever worked with a G** Plasterer or seen one on site. Not that there's anything wrong with someone who's G**, just as long as they don't try it on with me, I have no problem with them. Just I've never seen one on site ever! One thing I do disk-like is the pansey gays who carry-on like women. They can stick their cockle wherever they like as long as it doesn't go near kids, I have no problem with them dressing whatever way they want but when they walk, talk and wave their hands around like a pansey and smoke a cigarette like an eejit, it's very eerritating!
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I know a G** plasterer, you couldn't tell though. Works with a gang now doing spray render
 
I imagine the building trade is similar to the army....dont ask don't tell, will be loads more than you think
 
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