Nut case of a customer

Donzo

Donzo

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Been working on and off job for 5 months.completed last ceiling.
Done one of them on Saturday.
Artex on plasterboard.
Existing crack on ceiling,,,,,
Screwed board up quite a bit of give in it,,,,100mm tape over it,plaster etc,,
If it came back.

Told her that's is much as can be done if it re appears its a joist Problem.
Phones and says small crack has appeared same place.goes out to look
Ceiling not painted as yet.
So i am there below the ceiling looking at ,,,,i say where is the crack i cant c it.
She says there pointing it bit im looking it.can you not see it.
I say no.
She then gets steps and takes a torch out goes up with a UV torch scanning the joint 50 mm away from surface.
She takes a minute to find it.there.
I look ,,,,Jesus this was thinnest hairline, nearly invisible. Filled it to make her happy.
Wtf you could not see it up steps until you had a torch nearly banging that surface.
Looney tune,,,,,,best of it is over the duration of job she bangs the doors closed every time she goes in and out rooms.no f****** wonder.
 
Donzo said:
Been working on and off job for 5 months.completed last ceiling.
Done one of them on Saturday.
Artex on plasterboard.
Existing crack on ceiling,,,,,
Screwed board up quite a bit of give in it,,,,100mm tape over it,plaster etc,,
If it came back.

Told her that's is much as can be done if it re appears its a joist Problem.
Phones and says small crack has appeared same place.goes out to look
Ceiling not painted as yet.
So i am there below the ceiling looking at ,,,,i say where is the crack i cant c it.
She says there pointing it bit im looking it.can you not see it.
I say no.
She then gets steps and takes a torch out goes up with a UV torch scanning the joint 50 mm away from surface.
She takes a minute to find it.there.
I look ,,,,Jesus this was thinnest hairline, nearly invisible. Filled it to make her happy.
Wtf you could not see it up steps until you had a torch nearly banging that surface.
Looney tune,,,,,,best of it is over the duration of job she bangs the doors closed every time she goes in and out rooms.no f****** wonder.
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Punch her then bend her over and do what daddy knows best
 
OP, some nut jobs out there alright. Think ive mentioned this before on here but i was doing a bathroom refit in a house for this old american cple. They kept coming upstairs and asked could i keep the noise down abit when i was ripping of the 25yr old tiles from a cement board in the bathroom. I was like WTF am i supposed to do to get them off! Anyway, after hammering away when installing new noggings for under teh wet tray, i hear the aul f**k*r rushing upstairs loud as f**k. I was like WTF does he want now into myself. Shouts that ive just put 2 holes through the ceiling in their downstairs small bathroom/kitchen. I told him i couldnt have because i wasnt working about these rooms. Are you calling me and my wife a liar is what i got! So off we go down stairs so they could show me the 2 holes and low and behold, there it was, 2 large spiders humping in the corner of the ceiling. The 2 blind fcukers thought these 2 spiders where 2 nails hammered through the ceiling! Jesus even thinking back to it now, i couldnt wait to GTF out of that place. Even when i had to drain the heating system down and fill up again to fit the towel rad, he had all rooms locked. I asked him could i get into them to drain them all thinking hed open the doors and leave me to it. NO!, he opened one room at a time, stood at the door while i went into do my work and closed the door again as soon as i left the room and onto the next lol. Swear to f**k, he was americian'ised alright lol. Proper loon!
 
I had loony in my twenties putting sun lounger out in uks April weather in front of windows we were about to take out in her bikini lol.
I was clubbing loads at the time and not short of fun she was prob in her late forties me n me mate just looked at each other and said you'll have to move that luv or we can throw a dust sheet over you.?!!
Roughly same time frame again on the windows old dear let us in and we went upstairs threw dust sheets over the bed im crow barring the crittle out as me mate chucks his drill case on the bed .
Her old man prob in his 80s gasps and sit bolt upright from under the covers and our dust sheets.
Shat ourselves but couldn't stop laughing .
What the fuk was she thinking not to say my husbands up there in bed the poor fukker.
Think most have enough stories to write books tbh.
 
No matter how many drugs I did back then I was still nowhere near as nutz as many I had to deal with on a weekly basis.:rebotando::reloco:
 
A.plasterer said:
I had loony in my twenties putting sun lounger out in uks April weather in front of windows we were about to take out in her bikini lol.
I was clubbing loads at the time and not short of fun she was prob in her late forties me n me mate just looked at each other and said you'll have to move that luv or we can throw a dust sheet over you.?!!
Roughly same time frame again on the windows old dear let us in and we went upstairs threw dust sheets over the bed im crow barring the crittle out as me mate chucks his drill case on the bed .
Her old man prob in his 80s gasps and sit bolt upright from under the covers and our dust sheets.
Shat ourselves but couldn't stop laughing .
What the fuk was she thinking not to say my husbands up there in bed the poor fukker.
Think most have enough stories to write books tbh.
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i think i just peed a little reading that :risas:
 
me and ni were skimming a ceiling one morning two years ago. the home owner got her mum round to babysit us. the lady didn't speak a work of english and just pulled up a chair and sat there silently staring at us for the longest next two hours. radio was broke too. we couldn't look at each other or we'd have lost our s**t
 
Worked with a painter who claimed he'd gone to a job out in the sticks somewhere the guy left saying not to go in the kitchen dining area . But get on with the rest.
After hearing noises n calling out he finally opened the door to find a horse stabled in there :sorprendido3:
 
A.plasterer said:
Worked with a painter who claimed he'd gone to a job out in the sticks somewhere the guy left saying not to go in the kitchen dining area . But get on with the rest.
After hearing noises n calling out he finally opened the door to find a horse stabled in there :sorprendido3:
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Had a pet sheep come running in the room once, f**k**g massive it was, scared the living sh1t into me.
 
Squarehead said:
Had a pet sheep come running in the room once, f**k**g massive it was, scared the living sh1t into me.
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Me and a plumber knocked at the door of a ladies house to do some British gas repairs and out trotts a massively fat goat which just starts pissing between us :eek: It followed us and the raving mad woman everywhere
 
Donzo said:
Hows the weather
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Pretty good
Nut case of a customer
 
A.plasterer said:
Worked with a painter who claimed he'd gone to a job out in the sticks somewhere the guy left saying not to go in the kitchen dining area . But get on with the rest.
After hearing noises n calling out he finally opened the door to find a horse stabled in there :sorprendido3:
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This is no joke and funnily enough, I was just thinking about it this morning when I seen a horse in the field near where I'm working. I used to have a pony in my das fields. 2010 it was minus 13 here on the west coast and that f**k**g nutjob of a father of mine brought the f**k**g pony into his cottage and let it stay in the main room because it was cold outside. There were sheds to put it in but this header brings it into the cottage with him. The cottage wasn't fully completed but still, proper Looney tune. Must be all that grass he's smoked through the years melted his head.
 
hail hail said:
This is no joke and funnily enough, I was just thinking about it this morning when I seen a horse in the field near where I'm working. I used to have a pony in my das fields. 2010 it was minus 13 here on the west coast and that f**k**g nutjob of a father of mine brought the f**k**g pony into his cottage and let it stay in the main room because it was cold outside. There were sheds to put it in but this header brings it into the cottage with him. The cottage wasn't fully completed but still, proper Looney tune. Must be all that grass he's smoked through the years melted his head.
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your dad sounds like a legend
 
JessThePlasterer said:
your dad sounds like a legend
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Lunatic wouldn't get a lookin when this header is about. Another one when he split from my ma, I let him stay in the house I was renting. Had a mouse in it and it was annoying the fcuk outa him. Instead of buying a mouse trap, this header(I'm even laughing now thinking back at this) he gets his air rifle and sits up waiting on it during the night and he's there like a sniper on the couch and killed the poor thing.

I'm telling ya, there's wiser eating grass out in them fields out in the fields behind my house.
 
hail hail said:
This is no joke and funnily enough, I was just thinking about it this morning when I seen a horse in the field near where I'm working. I used to have a pony in my das fields. 2010 it was minus 13 here on the west coast and that f**k**g nutjob of a father of mine brought the f**k**g pony into his cottage and let it stay in the main room because it was cold outside. There were sheds to put it in but this header brings it into the cottage with him. The cottage wasn't fully completed but still, proper Looney tune. Must be all that grass he's smoked through the years melted his head.
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Most of the old places in the hills here and no doubt many houses of old had the animals downstairs in winter , one you couldn't afford to lose them and secondly under floor heating :sisi:
 
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